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I am NOT dead...

  1. 2024-08-14 at 9:26 PM UTC
    #221
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka I've noticed my thoughts repeat themselves, like I noted down an idea then randomly checked old text messages and had messaged the exact same thing a year earlier. By recording my thoughts I've noticed I've been having the same thoughts, like a loop and I wouldn't have known about it otherwise.

    That's just because you're not really open to learning anything. You're a follower, not a thinker.
  2. 2024-08-14 at 9:34 PM UTC
    #222
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's just because you're not really open to learning anything. You're a follower, not a thinker.

    You're a disgusting person.
  3. 2024-08-14 at 9:59 PM UTC
    #223
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka You're a disgusting person.

    Truth hurts, but I don't a shit about that. I tell it like it is.
  4. 2024-08-14 at 11:27 PM UTC
    #224
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kafka You're a disgusting person.

    You're bareley a person.
  5. 2024-08-15 at 2:02 PM UTC
    #225
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by maddie whats the pickle jar test?

    Many eons ago when I was living as commonlaw man and wife with an ER nurse back in Jolly old England, she'd regale me with stories of the things she saw in the ER while we enjoyed our dinner together.

    One such story involved a woman coming into the ER complaining of extreme pain in her vaginal area...an Xray was taken and it revealed a full pickle jar (including pickles and lid) stuck in her twat. She sheepishly admitted she put it there after the Xray results were revealed. I can't think why she didn't just say upfront "I've got a pickle jar stuck inside me".

    I guess that could be deemed the pickle jar test.

    ETA: Other stories included a guy who had a curtain ring stuck on this blackening penis and a guy who had shoved a christmas tree light bulb up his penis hole and it had then shattered up there...
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  6. 2024-08-15 at 2:27 PM UTC
    #226
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    People do weird shit. My surgeon was telling me stories about her residency after my surgery in March. This one couple ended up in the hospital because he stuck a bottle of Pam in her pussy and they stuck it in with the cap on, top first. So it created a suction and the cap got stuck and they couldn’t get it out.

    Another throuple ended up in the hospital bc this woman was cheating on her husband after her hysterectomy. She was getting fucked in the ass by a new friend. But if you aren’t careful your vaginal cuff can tear and you can end up with a bowel evisceration (intestines can fall through your vagina). Well hers did. So she’s ends up in the hospital and they call her husband bc he’s her emergency contact and that’s how he found out his wife was cheating. Bc her ass fell through her vagina from stranger danger anal sex.
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  7. 2024-08-15 at 2:34 PM UTC
    #227
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    ...decorating the Christmas tree was never the same after that story.
  8. 2024-08-15 at 3:36 PM UTC
    #228
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Not going to read 12 pages.

    Where is the link to the onlyfans?
  9. 2024-08-15 at 5:05 PM UTC
    #229
    Incessant African Astronaut
    That story was traumatizing
  10. 2024-08-15 at 5:08 PM UTC
    #230
    Kafka sweaty
    I heard a story that some man found out his gf cheated, so while fisting her he ripped out her intestines and that's how she died. I won't ever let anyone fist me.
  11. 2024-08-15 at 5:21 PM UTC
    #231
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Incessant That story was traumatizing

    Mine? Sorry 😭
  12. 2024-08-15 at 5:22 PM UTC
    #232
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    I'll bet the doctor who removed the jar had a pickle or two when no one was looking.
  13. 2024-08-20 at 7:48 AM UTC
    #233
    Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † I think it's a roleplaying dude in his 30s. Probably one of my buds pulling a prank. I'm just playing the part. I'll report ANY suspicious behavior to the authorities. IMMEDIATELY.
    Talk to me on telegram, people already know I’m a growing lady
  14. 2024-08-20 at 7:49 AM UTC
    #234
    Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † You're making the alibi awefully hard. Uhmmmm.. uhhh, you see there was a visial clitch on my screen that made the 5 look like an 8.

    I was born 09, so im 15
  15. 2024-08-20 at 12:44 PM UTC
    #235
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kafka I heard a story that some man found out his gf cheated, so while fisting her he ripped out her intestines and that's how she died. I won't ever let anyone fist me.

    That's fair. it's definitely something you should have a lot of trust with someone in an intimate relationship to do such things. Maybe nobody ever really wants to fist or be fisted but we all just want to be loved and trust deep down inside

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roch_Th%C3%A9riault
    In 1989, when follower Solange Boilard complained of an upset stomach, Thériault performed another amateur surgery without anaesthesia. He laid her naked on a table, and punched her in the stomach, then forced a plastic tube into her rectum to perform a crude enema with molasses and olive oil. He cut open her abdomen with a knife and ripped out part of her intestines with his bare hands.[2] Thériault made another member, Gabrielle Lavallée, stitch her up using needle and thread,[2] and had the other women shove a tube down her throat and blow through it.[citation needed] Boilard died the next day from the damage inflicted by the procedures.[2] Claiming to have the power of resurrection, Thériault had his followers saw off the cap of Boilard's skull and he ejaculated onto her brain.[2] When Boilard did not return to life, her corpse was buried a short distance from the Ant Hill Kids' commune.[citation needed]
  16. 2024-09-06 at 5:49 AM UTC
    #236
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'm awefully close to becoming that boomer, Kay. Lol. I didn't actually hurt myself.

    Also, who the fuck married you? Haha. Just kidding. Congrats on that. Any kids on the way?

    I can't believe I met my husband through Zoklet lol. LiteMex and I got hitched, but we lived together for like 9 years before doing so. No kids, Lite got the snip snip this past January. If ever, maybe in ten years we'd adopt. Never say never ya know? We lived together for 5 years (not even so much as a goldfish) before we even got a pet, and that pet was a cat.

    I don't think I can even handle the responsibility of a dog. Also, wouldn't I have felt wanting kids by now if I was ever going to want them? I'm 34 and it never even crosses my mind. I want my passed away pet to come back to life, I want a phat Christmas bonus, I want to quit taking k-r-a-t-o-m. These things I know I want, but kids, meh? It's like asking me if I want boiled brussels sprouts for dinner w/ no salt.

    like, No…thank you?

    We now have 3 cats, lol. and a badass fish tank


    HBU? and lil RiSiR Rugrats runnin around ?

    EDIT: order of operations..I'm very picky
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  17. 2024-09-06 at 6:38 AM UTC
    #237
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'm awefully close to becoming that boomer, Kay. Lol. I didn't actually hurt myself.

    Also, who the fuck married you? Haha. Just kidding. Congrats on that. Any kids on the way?

    You can't become a boomer
  18. 2024-09-06 at 7 AM UTC
    #238
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I don't remember the entire process when I got diagnosed but it was just an interview. The doctor literally urged me to get help.

    The doctor told you to get help? Wasn't that what you were doing, at the doctor's office? I hate the American Healthcar3e System. They take a co-pay only to refer you to another doctor. My psychiatrist suggested therapy. I've already tried it a few years back and it was such a let down; I'm not sure if it even really works. I've had just such unprofessional experiences and IDK why the fuck they're all women. I prefer a male when it comes to that kind of stuff, I find them less judgemental.

    Sounds like your OCD is pretty bad, do they have you on an SSRI? It helped with me, Zoloft helped at first but then started doing me dirty. My new one is expensive as fuck cuz it's new but I love it.

    Did your doc at least give you any help? Any meds, or pamphlets for "support groups" anything at all?

    Also, something girls talk about is preferring a male gyno to a female because they're gentler. I've never uttered these words myself but I've heard from multiple female friends this exact thing.

    We also have pillow fights in our underwear and are all on the pill.
  19. 2024-09-06 at 3:11 PM UTC
    #239
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Holy smokes speaking of being back from the dead, it’s KreepyKrist, risen

    You and risir need to get on the telegram, all the cool kids are doing it these days
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  20. 2024-09-06 at 3:17 PM UTC
    #240
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Lanny Holy smokes speaking of being back from the dead, it’s KreepyKrist, risen

    You and risir need to get on the telegram, all the cool kids are doing it these days

    Since you're here I'd like to request my tagline be changed to "rose in the devil's garden".
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