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  1. Originally posted by Bradley What dating app should I use to find horny 18-35 year old women in my area?

    chickswithdicks.com
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    cat files,, 2 cats are half way down the hallway eating treats and looking around
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  3. WellHung Black Hole
    sanding & spackling
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ur sposed to spackle then sand dummy
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  5. Originally posted by Dirtbag I woke up at 7am, spent some time with Akira sitting in the garage. There's a rainstorm so idk what to do today. I'm planning to die before my birthday so idk what to do in general lately. Last night I started thinking of ways to promote my friend's Twitch, maybe that's what I'll do with my remaining time, try to make my friend go viral.

    Stop with the victim mentality and just get your shit together.
  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Stop with the victim mentality and just get your shit together.

    I've seen enough.
  7. Originally posted by Dirtbag I've seen enough.

    You think you have, but you really haven't seen even near everything yet.
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You think you have, but you really haven't seen even near everything yet.

    How do you know?
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Cat Files,, well I forgot to take a pic of the skunk but he came in for a snack a few min ago I was more interested in making friendly conversation than takin a pic so he left before i remembered to snap a pic, I got 5 feet away from him before he left
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  10. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood How do you know?

    Because I've seen everything.
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Because I've seen everything.

    You ain't seen shit unless it can be seen from a roof or a dirty smoky bar.
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    This was earlier today. It was sticking to the scissors like a magnet and it looked the same irl as the video.

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  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Magnetic razor blades would be a spooky weapon.
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    on my way to work
  15. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Originally posted by Dirtbag This was earlier today. It was sticking to the scissors like a magnet and it looked the same irl as the video.


    Fuck is that black magic or some shit...,
  16. No, it's pure cringe.
  17. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, it's pure cringe.

    I wish I had a magnetiser/demagnetiser. No real reason other than it'd be fun to have.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE Fuck is that black magic or some shit…,

    It looks like static cling to me
  19. Originally posted by Donald Trump I wish I had a magnetiser/demagnetiser. No real reason other than it'd be fun to have.

    They're easy to make.
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I wish I had a magnetiser/demagnetiser. No real reason other than it'd be fun to have.

    Just put them further apart. Demagnetized.
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