2024-08-13 at 2:51 PM UTC
Akira and I are chilling in the garage. She's curled up in the sink, I'm sitting on the deceased sofa. It makes me wonder how much I have in common with cats. That we both want to be outside but it's too sunny and warm for us.
2024-08-13 at 5:14 PM UTC
I need to take a selfie in case I become a missing person again.
2024-08-14 at 5:48 AM UTC
This is why I always lie at work and say I have 5 children and 2 baby mamas so when they go around asking all the single LOSERS to work extra long on the weekends knowing they don't have families they don't even ask the "family folx" I have learned this skill over many years in the workplace that parents always get the highest treatment
and it's not like they ask you to fax your childs birth certificate so for all they know, you totally can't stay for this mandatory overtime because you have to pick up the kids from daycare or something
2024-08-14 at 11:14 AM UTC
My imagination has assigned colours to my usernames. I see the name Kafka in blue and that's how I'm feeling today.
2024-08-14 at 12:37 PM UTC
who wants to see what one of those two girls i met last night looks like the 13 and 14 yr old urkainian girls?
2024-08-14 at 1:42 PM UTC
Unsettling last photos with CHILLING backstories Pt. 3.