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  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    So I let the seagull back out but forgot a window was open which Akira raced out of to catch it. My heart is pounding rn, I was watching the hurt seagull in my front garden waiting for Akira to pounce out of nowhere. I got her so crisis averted. I've had enough excitement for the night.
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Cat Files, the redish brown girl cat was at my door when I got home she was hungry and wondering if I had a snack for her, she came in in less than a min after me and started eating, she ate her fill and left
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  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Half page of a narcissistic rant.
  4. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Went to watch a movie by myself, rizzed a number from a v cute azn girl on the way out

    Movie was Sirocco and the Kingdom of Wind (p good overall, fun lil film)

    Saw azn girl leaving by herself, she had a cute shear top on and I was like "hey cute top" and she was like "thanks" and I went "I love watching movies by myself too but let me get your number and we'll watch something else together."

    She giggled and gave me her #####

    Aww yeeea
  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE Went to watch a movie by myself, rizzed a number from a v cute azn girl on the way out

    Movie was Sirocco and the Kingdom of Wind (p good overall, fun lil film)

    Saw azn girl leaving by herself, she had a cute shear top on and I was like "hey cute top" and she was like "thanks" and I went "I love watching movies by myself too but let me get your number and we'll watch something else together."

    She giggled and gave me her #####

    Aww yeeea

    This reminds me of the sinny in Peterborough. I was standing outside waiting on a taxi and noticed this girl that looked a bit like my ex gf. I still remember what she was wearing and regret not going over to her. Some girls did come up to me and told me I was really pretty. I didn't talk to them either bcus they seemed like chavvy teenagers and my taxi arrived.
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Farting
  7. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I don't remember what I watched. Ik I went to that sinny three times but only recall watching Truth or Dare bcus it amplified my coke panic attack.
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Stuffing my face
  9. MEGA MOLE Houston
    You really call the cinema THE SINNY?
  10. MEGA MOLE Houston
    That's kinda weirdcute
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Toking in a bubble bath ..it’s not candlelit…it’s being illuminated by the glow of a glass bottle with lights in it and a coi fish on it …💖
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  12. MEGA MOLE Houston
    Wow, succinctly vivid description that really paints a picture. Would love a pic of said bottle.
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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Thank you!
    You can’t really see it good on pic it shows better on video ..💖


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  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Actually you can see it better here..



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  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I woke up two hours ago, took my research chemicals, read a chapter of a book outside, showered, made breakfast. Now I'm back in bed feeling fatigued and hate this. It's ruining my life.
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    I can't wait for good things to happen to me!!!
  17. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm gonna go to the beach and go swimming this time, once I figure out what to wear.
  18. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I can't wait for good things to happen to me!!!

    is it better if good things happen to you or bad things happen to everyone else
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Well that's a great qustion, Aldra. I prefer good thing shappen to me. I don't want bad things to happen to anyone unless they're jedi or a pedophile.

    But even then I would prefer good things happen to me
  20. Bradders, list a few things that you'd consider "good things happening to you"
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