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  1. #1
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    space monkeys it's the 10th of August

    6 years have passed.

    I just came across this and threw it on Ytube

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Horizon_Air_Q400_incident


  2. #2
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    NOSE DOWN
    CALL IT A NIGHT
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    We used to have flight simulator on the tech ed (wood shop) computers in middle school for students to play if they completed the project early.

    When kids would be really into doing the mission or flying the plane or whatever gay shit 1-4 of us would run up tot he computer terminal and yell "9/11!" "HIJACKING" "WHITE POWER (???)" and hit all the controls, grab the mouse, hit as many buttons as we all could touch on the keyboard and the plane would predictably fall out of the sky and everyone would laugh (except the douche bag playing flight simulator 2000)
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    Bradley Florida Man
    one time i gpot pornography to load and my friend got this kid who LOVED telling the teacher on everoyne for everything (we were bad kids) to 'figure out what's wrong with teh computer' LOL (the monitor was pushed off) so while someone got him to help with the computer, I went and got the teacher and said "Heidel is looking at porno on the computer."

    so the teacher this bumbling old man doesn't question like why is the worst kid int eh class telling on the best behaved class

    so as the teacher is walking up to the terminal, heidel figures out that the monitor is just off and hits the power button and up loads 2 naked girls making out fingering each other !!!!!

    and he starts laughing and at that exact moment the teacher put his hadn on his shoulder and said "What are you thinking?" and he turned bright red and said "No i wasn't looking at anything." all stuttering and shit and they took him tot he office
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  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    I was the one logged into the termional too ganggang
  6. #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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