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1. 2024-08-05 at 4:39 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   
   Rotisserie chickens. This shit be fucking fire and I be finding good deals on them.
   
   I pay 3.18 for a fully cooked bird that's 2 day old, fridged the first night, then froze the second, then put on sale for half price.
   
   Bruh, and u can buy it with food stamps, I got 3 birds for 9.50. My nigga u can't get get a pack of newports for that around here. Anyway, I eat 1 on the bus/train LOL Not that good cuz they're kinda frozen most of the time.
   
   I make 1 into 4 meals and then I froze the other one.
   
   So they do take like 36 hours to thaw but idgaf so I took the cohices pieces and microwaved them 10/10
   
   
   
   I call it Paul Wozny's Delight cuz it's so greasy and I got dipped sauces much like that fat nigger loves given that he's a greasy, saucy fuck himself.
   
   
   
   And yeah I do eat the gristle, i don't go for the marrow but I do eat gristle.
2. 2024-08-05 at 5:17 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i assembled the pieces together using advanced 3d AI software and it is 100% a bird you found on the street
3. 2024-08-07 at 2:24 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I don't think I've ever heard anyone disparage rotittery chickens.
4. 2024-08-07 at 3:42 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i assembled the pieces together using advanced 3d AI software and it is 100% a bird you found on the street

   
   That's only the good single eating pieces, the boobies i use for tacos and wraps
5. 2024-08-07 at 4:44 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   OP has a crush on Pauliwog
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6. 2024-08-07 at 5:10 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I am the Pauliwoz
7. 2024-08-07 at 6:46 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker OP has a crush on Pauliwog

8. 2024-08-07 at 7:17 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I wish I could find half priced turkeys occasionally
9. 2024-08-08 at 2:20 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Bradley I wish I could find half priced turkeys occasionally

   
   How about 50% off on a turkey tour?
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10. 2024-08-09 at 2:10 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley I wish I could find half priced turkeys occasionally

    
    Turkey is the poor mans Chicken.
11. 2024-08-09 at 2:21 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    When I lived in da rurals sometimes an entire gaggle of Turkeys would come wandering onto the property and my cats would flip out
    
    I had frozen whole turkey stuffed in my freezer year round along with elk and rarely ate beef or chicken mostly because the wild meat is so cheap if you live in the right area and it tastes more or less the same to me
12. 2024-08-09 at 2:26 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood When I lived in da rurals sometimes an entire gaggle of Turkeys would come wandering onto the property and my cats would flip out
    
    I had frozen whole turkey stuffed in my freezer year round along with elk and rarely ate beef or chicken mostly because the wild meat is so cheap if you live in the right area and it tastes more or less the same to me

    
    Did you hunt wolverines too?
13. 2024-08-09 at 2:37 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Turkey is the poor mans Chicken.

    
    
    
    

    Boneless, turkey breast: Can cost around $6.49 per pound, but it can be harder to find unless you buy a whole turkey or use a butcher shop.
    
    Boneless, chicken breast: Can cost around $4.18 per pound.
    
    Whole, chicken: Can cost between $1.99 and $4.79 per pound.
    
    Whole, turkey: Can cost between $2.89 and $12.84 per pound.

    
    So are you saying they are poor from wasting extra money on buying turkey instead of chicken?
14. 2024-08-09 at 2:40 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Did you hunt wolverines too?

    
    I never hunted anything but my grandpa has a bunch of guns and routinely shoots anything that comes onto his property, and he's also a butcher so the first place he would go after cutting up and cleaning all the meat was my place to fill my freezer
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15. 2024-08-09 at 2:42 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Turkeys are much cheaper to feed. Chickens need higher protein feed which is more $$$ and the costs are reflected in the price of meat
16. 2024-08-09 at 2:48 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Turkeys are much cheaper to feed. Chickens need higher protein feed which is more $$$ and the costs are reflected in the price of meat

    
    Chicken costs less per pound at your local grocer.
17. 2024-08-09 at 5:51 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So are you saying they are poor from wasting extra money on buying turkey instead of chicken?

    
    I don't necessarily mean "monetary" poor...it's just an inferior tasting meat compared to chicken.
18. 2024-08-09 at 5:52 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Chicken costs less per pound at your local grocer.

    
    Supply and demand like anything.
    
    It's cheaper because 15 trillion chickens are sold vs every singular turkey.
19. 2024-08-09 at 9:07 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Supply and demand like anything.
    
    It's cheaper because 15 trillion chickens are sold vs every singular turkey.

    
    ⬆️moron
    
    So if chicken is more expensive than turkey only a moron would call turkey the poor man chicken.
20. 2024-08-12 at 2:24 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ⬆️moron
    
    So if chicken is more expensive than turkey only a moron would call turkey the poor man chicken.

    
    Wow and another cross thread rage
    
    Clearly you don't understand how business works Speedy
    
    Yes, if you buy in bulk higher quality materials can be cheaper than lower quality materials not bought in bulk, Business 1 OH 1.