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Request: A guide on how to pirate games.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks a lot of us are poor and retarded. A guide on how to install and set up emulators would be super helpful.

    I am wanting to play GameCube and Wii games specifically Zelda.

    I used to use Vimms Lair however I understand that's now obsolete.
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  2. #2
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Dolphin is the standard for both GC and wii: https://dolphin-emu.org/

    It’s pretty simple to download and install. Getting the ROMs (games) is a bit harder. I remember emu paradise was the place for a while: https://m.emuparadise.me/ maybe still is. I think there’s registration or some hoop you need to jump through to download but it should be fairly straight forward.

    You can map the controls to your keyboard and play games just fine (things that use the wii motion control are probably less fun on a keyboard though) but if you’d like to use a GCC this thing: https://www.amazon.com/Mayflash-GameCube-Controller-Adapter-Switch/dp/B00RSXRLUE will let you do so
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  3. #3
    Archive.org has just about every game there is in ISO format, and usually includes the serial number/registration key.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Lanny Dolphin is the standard for both GC and wii: https://dolphin-emu.org/

    It’s pretty simple to download and install. Getting the ROMs (games) is a bit harder. I remember emu paradise was the place for a while: https://m.emuparadise.me/ maybe still is. I think there’s registration or some hoop you need to jump through to download but it should be fairly straight forward.

    You can map the controls to your keyboard and play games just fine (things that use the wii motion control are probably less fun on a keyboard though) but if you’d like to use a GCC this thing: https://www.amazon.com/Mayflash-GameCube-Controller-Adapter-Switch/dp/B00RSXRLUE will let you do so

    I use an xbox style USB controller for everyhting but I will definitely look into this website.

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Archive.org has just about every game there is in ISO format, and usually includes the serial number/registration key.

    I'm sorry but what is ISO form?
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    just download them , don't forget the crack (precracked .exe are sussy but also the smoothest way to play a game ever FUCK THE DISC CHECK JUST CLICK DAT SHEEEEIT) also get yourself a bunch of keygens with cool music that goes DUN DUN DUND BEOWBWOBWOBWOBWOWBWOBWOWBOWBW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Originally posted by Bradley I'm sorry but what is ISO form?

    it's when you dissolve the ROM of the game in ISOPROPYL alcohol and then you just gotta get a blank disc and pour some of the bytes liquor onto a CD and set it on fire, blow it out and the code will be "BURNED" into the disk from the seed propogation of the crystal structure matrix of the code dissolved into alcohol

    That's the old skool method at least most people use the fancy laser disks nowadays
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    oh ok, i can't wait till tomorrow so I can piss blood and burn myself
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    also the computer came with 3 months of xbox PC gamepass, anyone have any experience with that???
  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley also the computer came with 3 months of xbox PC gamepass, anyone have any experience with that???

    ywes
    https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2024/05/17/call-of-duty-reportedly-releasing-for-free-on-game-pass-this-year/
    Call Of Duty’ Reportedly Releasing For Free On Game Pass This Year


    According to a new report in The Wall Street Journal, Microsoft will release the next installment of Call Of Duty onto Game Pass later this year. The upcoming Black Ops game will be the first in franchise history to be released for free as part of a subscription service, and will likely be one of the worst-selling games in Call Of Duty history because of it.

    This could be a huge mistake on Microsoft’s part. The Xbox manufacturer has shuttered countless studios over the years and cancelled numerous games, laying off thousands of employees in the process. Now, the company is risking the profitability of the best-selling video game franchise in history in order to keep Game Pass project afloat. After spending nearly $70 billion on Activision, this strikes me as quite a gamble, even if the acquisition—like Bethesda’s before it—was largely done just to boost Game Pass numbers.

    The official announcement is reportedly set for Microsoft’s June showcase. Call of Duty will remain a multiplatform game, so Microsoft will still reap the benefits of PlayStation sales.

    In some ways it makes sense. A major live-service game like Call Of Duty means gamers are less likely to cancel their subscription since they’ll lose access to the game and whatever else they’ve purchased in-game. New seasonal content that includes free maps and modes, new Battle Passes and a steady stream of updates and item shop goodies has a better chance of keeping subscribers, paying $17/month for Game Pass Ultimate which includes both access to the free games and online multiplayer, both of which would be required to play Call Of Duty online.

    That’s $204/year plus whatever players spend on COD Points and Battle Passes, which is certainly lots more than the $70 base game. Of course, they’d be spending at least $10/month already for online access so it’s more like $120/year, and if they cancel halfway through they could get the new COD for less than retail price. Also, anyone who just plays for the campaign could simply sign up for the $1 Game Pass trial, beat it in a day and then cancel, saving $69 (and costing Microsoft that much in lost sales) in the process. Then again, Microsoft may cancel the $1 promotion, and will almost certainly raise prices on Game Pass.


    Game Pass has been a success according to Microsoft, but I have grown increasingly leary of the subscription model, which takes away even more of our ownership over the games we play—already an issue in the digital age, especially with so many live-service games in the mix—and may not be sustainable in the long-run since fewer “whales” end up spending as much money. It’s difficult to make a real assessment without accurate numbers from Microsoft, and on that front we only have what the company chooses to reveal. But certainly giving away the #1 best-selling game of the year for free is a risky proposition.
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ywes
    https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2024/05/17/call-of-duty-reportedly-releasing-for-free-on-game-pass-this-year/

    They're after the personal information, which is worth 10X as much as they can make off the game. Microsoft is a WEF/UN sock puppet now.
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  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They're after the personal information, which is worth 10X as much as they can make off the game. Microsoft is a WEF/UN sock puppet now.

    Lol
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They're after the personal information, which is worth 10X as much as they can make off the game. Microsoft is a WEF/UN sock puppet now.

    This actually makes sense but I mean you need to input your credit card # to play any console game online so it can be argued they have that information already no matter what

    unless you play single player games offline but Call of Duty is a different beast
  12. #12
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This actually makes sense but I mean you need to input your credit card # to play any console game online so it can be argued they have that information already no matter what

    unless you play single player games offline but Call of Duty is a different beast

    Getting your realtime geolocation and updated social info is only part of the scheme.
  13. #13
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood just download them , don't forget the crack (precracked .exe are sussy but also the smoothest way to play a game ever FUCK THE DISC CHECK JUST CLICK DAT SHEEEEIT) also get yourself a bunch of keygens with cool music that goes DUN DUN DUND BEOWBWOBWOBWOBWOWBWOBWOWBOWBW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



    it's when you dissolve the ROM of the game in ISOPROPYL alcohol and then you just gotta get a blank disc and pour some of the bytes liquor onto a CD and set it on fire, blow it out and the code will be "BURNED" into the disk from the seed propogation of the crystal structure matrix of the code dissolved into alcohol

    That's the old skool method at least most people use the fancy laser disks nowadays

    I think Alcohol 120% is good for mounting and burning ISOs. Very smooth operation. Never had an issue with it. Capable of bypassing certain copy protection schemes, such as SafeDisc, SecuROM, and Data Position Measurement (DPM).

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_120%25
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  14. #14
    Originally posted by Bradley I am wanting to play GameCube and Wii games specifically Zelda.

    Buy an old gamecube

    put one of these in it

    https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806993318073.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.main.3.6faebiONbiONau&algo_pvid=32712cdf-2960-495d-bdee-f6ba461796e4&algo_exp_id=32712cdf-2960-495d-bdee-f6ba461796e4-1&pdp_npi=4%40dis%21USD%2180.36%2133.68%21%21%21573.62%21240.41%21%402101ef7017232111761967843ef29c%2112000039718722910%21sea%21US%210%21ABX&curPageLogUid=XcgpP6NxVTW7&utparam-url=scene%3Asearch%7Cquery_from%3A

    goto blackcats, sign up if you can, download the entire US gamecube catalog (about 800gb)...or the games you want individually. Stick them on an SD card and put that in the CD emu board you just installed.

    Done.

    The WII is even easier...google how to softmod a WII.
  15. #15
    poor peepuh dont waste their time, energy and effort on some kids game.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina poor peepuh dont waste their time, energy and effort on some kids game.

    There's money to made small fry...think beyond playing zelda.
  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I think Alcohol 120% is good for mounting and burning ISOs. Very smooth operation. Never had an issue with it. Capable of bypassing certain copy protection schemes, such as SafeDisc, SecuROM, and Data Position Measurement (DPM).

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_120%25

    that the program I was lookking for to make that joke, thank you
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