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I am getting married

  1. #1
    Crispy African Astronaut
    Im gona get married and have a baby and be sooo happy in life
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    There goes the gene pool.
  3. #3
    Crispy African Astronaut
    Shut up eater
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
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    Wariat finally popped the question huh (no not the one about licking his ass).

    Congrats.
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  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Who is the foxther
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    Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Who is the foxther
    Will you come to my wedding? Be my maid of honour
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    Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wariat finally popped the question huh (no not the one about licking his ass).

    Congrats.

    I have an age limit, he exceeds it
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    Yes i will bring bean dip
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  10. #10
    You should be a career girl.
  11. #11
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Are you gonna shit it out or let the doctors cut you open? I'd go for the second option if I were a woman.
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    black babies
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Are you gonna shit it out or let the doctors cut you open? I'd go for the second option if I were a woman.

    ⬆️Girly man detected
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    Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Are you gonna shit it out or let the doctors cut you open? I'd go for the second option if I were a woman.

    Ill be cut open, dont wana die and make my child motherless
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    Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
    good luck crisp
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  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Crispy Ill be cut open, dont wana die and make my child motherless

    You would be doing it a favor by dying in childbirth.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    op is a pedophile
  18. #18
    Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You would be doing it a favor by dying in childbirth.
    Dont rape my baby
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ⬆️Girly man detected

    Why? Because I can cook?
  20. #20
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Ill be cut open, dont wana die and make my child motherless

    Good idea. After you've been cut open you can say "'tis but a flesh wound."
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