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There are enemies of Christ within the Church

  1. 2024-08-07 at 1:37 PM UTC
    #1
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Namely, clergy trying to lead their flock astray by telling them that there are enemies of Christ within the Church.
  2. 2024-08-07 at 1:38 PM UTC
    #2
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Christians don't believe there is such a thing as an enemy...they're supposed to love everyone.
  3. 2024-08-07 at 2:11 PM UTC
    #3
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    The enemies of Christ are everywhere

    Under your bed

    In your closet

    In your head
  4. 2024-08-07 at 2:20 PM UTC
    #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    He should kick them out then like the Pharisees
    Just like the freemasons who ALWAYS build their masonic halls across the street from a catholic church so they can open a demon portal and wreck the place up easier, Jesus should also appear in a portal inside the church across the street from the masonic hall and encourage people to go there and wreck the place up

    OH YOU HAVE A BIBLE OPEN IN ALL YOUR MASONIC HALLS TO TRY AND TRICK GOD YOU THINK HE'S THAT STUPID THAT JUST OPENING A BOOK TO A RANDOM PAGE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM LOOK AWAY BUT WHEN AN ANGRY MOB KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR YOUR RUSE WILL HAVE FAILED!!!
  5. 2024-08-07 at 2:25 PM UTC
    #5
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    the REAL Jesus would wash their feet and offer them bread fish and wine...he'd call them brother and ask if they wanted to see up his skirt.
  6. 2024-08-07 at 2:28 PM UTC
    #6
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    this is my favorite piece of art. it is immaculate. the skull. the cards. the gun. the liquor. the coke. the fucking nunchuks on the door handle. and to top it all off, jesus is stealing the poor guy's heroin.
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  7. 2024-08-07 at 2:31 PM UTC
    #7
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    That map in the background looks chronically out of whack...look how close England is to North America...and South America for that matter...or is that supposed to be Pangea??
  8. 2024-08-07 at 2:32 PM UTC
    #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    If you aren't one of the 144,000 you are going to be tortured for eternity. There are over a billion catholics so clearly it's not them and the only "real" group would be a small local movement spread online, probably like Trianglism.

  9. 2024-08-07 at 2:36 PM UTC
    #9
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Quoting the bible as proof or in support of Christian ideals is like quoting a book entitled "I dint du nuffin" by Ted Bundy.
  10. 2024-08-07 at 2:39 PM UTC
    #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Elbow this is my favorite piece of art. it is immaculate. the skull. the cards. the gun. the liquor. the coke. the fucking nunchuks on the door handle. and to top it all off, jesus is stealing the poor guy's heroin.

    "HOLD ON LET ME PUT DOWN THIS CIGARETTE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS POKER/RUSSIAN ROULETTE GAME SO I CAN INJECT MORE HEROIN!!!!, AND GET ME ANOTHER DRINK!!!"

    Clearly that man has never stayed awake for a week on meth and then listened to the beauty of gregorian chants after hitting a fat bowl of weed and allowed the spirit of Jah to flow into his soul
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  11. 2024-08-07 at 2:41 PM UTC
    #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Quoting the bible as proof or in support of Christian ideals is like quoting a book entitled "I dint du nuffin" by Ted Bundy.

    I'm actually quoting the Catholic magisterium which is a historic document collection of books decided upon by scholars and historians from early human history and passed down through tradition
  12. 2024-08-07 at 2:43 PM UTC
    #12
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood "HOLD ON LET ME PUT DOWN THIS CIGARETTE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS POKER/RUSSIAN ROULETTE GAME SO I CAN INJECT MORE HEROIN!!!!, AND GET ME ANOTHER DRINK!!!"

    Clearly that man has never stayed awake for a week on meth and then listened to the beauty of gregorian chants after hitting a fat bowl of weed and allowed the spirit of Jah to flow into his soul

    real nigga shit



    Byzantine Chant is better tho.
  13. 2024-08-07 at 2:44 PM UTC
    #13
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm actually quoting the Catholic magisterium which is a historic document collection of books decided upon by scholars and historians from early human history and passed down through tradition

    Same shit, "catholic" would be a Christian self serving document.

    Citing a document written with the intention of spreading and empowering it's own bullshit is again like citing Wariat's signed affidavit that it's perfectly legal in Poland to have a 15yr old lick his ass.
  14. 2024-08-07 at 3:10 PM UTC
    #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    It's actually a collection of documents, the church didn't write any of them. They just collect them and believe they are the truth of the universe



    I think the more important question people should be asking isn't weather or not something is "True" but whom has real authority to declare something as true or not

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