Teeth thread

1. 2024-08-05 at 5:54 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   
   
   Remember I am a poor 31 year old alcoholic man who likes to fist fight and uses hard drugs occasionally.
   
   Apparently 1/3 Americans don't smile because they don't like their teeth.
   
   What do yours look like?
2. 2024-08-05 at 7:09 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   whats up with that special needs tooth in the bottom middle tho
3. 2024-08-05 at 7:16 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   My mom didn't have enough money for braces and since it's normally hidden by the bottom lip she said fuck it!!!
4. 2024-08-07 at 1:52 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   The only braces a real man wears are the ones to keep up his trousers.
5. 2024-08-07 at 4:35 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The only braces a real man wears are the ones to keep up his trousers.

   
   
6. 2024-08-07 at 7:17 PM UTC

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   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   Mine look decent if I'm taking caffeine pills instead of coffee. And rinsing with peroxide occasionally.
   
   But after you whiten them if you have any stainy stuff it will stain them worse than normal for the next few days.
   
   And since I've been drinking other stuff that will probably stain them I haven't tried to whiten them and I noticed they aren't looking great.
7. 2024-08-07 at 7:18 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I've never done any teeth whitening shit, I just brush and use mouthwash once a day, floss every other day.
8. 2024-08-07 at 8:20 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Pin eye.
9. 2024-08-07 at 9:14 PM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I don't want to smile anymore after getting braces. It's the upper ones that are misaligned and I would have to get a tooth removed for them to be aligned with the bottom teeth. I have retainers glued on but didn't wear the plastic ones because the braces made my teeth rounded but now they're starting to look straight like I had before and was happy with. My bite is ruined. The only good it did was bring out my jaw. I was fine with smiling before but am not now. Flossing my teeth is hard too because of the metal retainers. They also shortened my teeth which is annoying, I had fangs before :'c
   
   
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   • Bradley
10. 2024-08-07 at 9:18 PM UTC

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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I think you can get some procedure to get fangs, not by sharpening but by adding length. I'll look into that. I'm just waiting for my upper teeth to revert to being straight and not so rounded.
11. 2024-08-07 at 9:20 PM UTC

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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I really liked my natural teeth but my bottom lip had started to push the the two upper ones inward so they weren't straight anymore. People used to compliment my straight teeth sighs.
12. 2024-08-07 at 9:23 PM UTC

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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Sucking on a dummy or my thumb probably would have fixed them but I never did that.
13. 2024-08-07 at 9:25 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Dirtbag I don't want to smile anymore after getting braces. It's the upper ones that are misaligned and I would have to get a tooth removed for them to be aligned with the bottom teeth. I have retainers glued on but didn't wear the plastic ones because the braces made my teeth rounded but now they're starting to look straight like I had before and was happy with. My bite is ruined. The only good it did was bring out my jaw. I was fine with smiling before but am not now. Flossing my teeth is hard too because of the metal retainers. They also shortened my teeth which is annoying, I had fangs before :'c
    
    

    
    Nice teeth. Proud of you for being the second person to post a picture.
14. 2024-08-09 at 2:18 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dirtbag Sucking on a dummy or my thumb probably would have fixed them but I never did that.

    
    Bradley has sucked on a few dummies over the years...didn't help him much.
15. 2024-08-09 at 2:52 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Bradley has sucked on a few dummies over the years…didn't help him much.

    
    Mostly in CPR classes to be fair.
16. 2024-08-09 at 2:56 PM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    one of mine just exploded
17. 2024-08-09 at 3:09 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Your tooth exploded?
18. 2024-08-09 at 3:13 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by ner vegas one of mine just exploded

    
    Like so?
    
    
19. 2024-08-09 at 3:33 PM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Like so?
    
    

    
    I wish it was that cool, it more just disintegrated and went everywhere when I was eating a piece of chicken
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20. 2024-08-09 at 4:14 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bro why