2024-08-04 at 9:55 AM UTC
I should have a list since I live in Ireland but am at a loss today.
2024-08-04 at 1:36 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Go hang out with your friends at the amusement park.
2024-08-04 at 2:22 PM UTC
I go for long walks without an umbrella while listening to greenday because i'm a sexy emo bad boy
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2024-08-04 at 2:33 PM UTC
IF there's a 1% chance of rain it will become 99% as soon as I go outside and stop the minute I go indoors
and when i'm outside every truck driving fast aims for puddles when they see me. My wallet has been totally ruined from this happening to me for YEARS.
whats even the point of buying a new nice wallet when I know it will just get soaked?
2024-08-05 at 3:53 PM UTC
I do something productive. I build or fix shit.
2024-08-05 at 5:29 PM UTC
Take awesome naps unless it thunders then my dog won't let me sleep
2024-08-05 at 5:31 PM UTC
I used to get real confused by rain measurements when I was a small child they would say "It's 6 inches of rain" and I would go out into my yard with a measuring tape and be like WTF IT'S NOT EVEN 1mm OF RAIN!!!!!! ITS BELOW THE BLADES OF GRASS!! THEY MUST BE MEASURING THIS IN A LARGE FLAT BOWL!
2024-08-05 at 5:39 PM UTC
I wank, drink coffee and sit next to a window. Somtiemes turn off all the sound making devices and fans and just rest, hearing the pitter patter against the window as I consider how grateful I am to be somewhere dry and cool.