The US is Israel's drunk uncle

1. 2024-08-05 at 5:46 AM UTC

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   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
   when aunt susan (insert middle eastern adversary here) gets snappy at thanksgiving dinner, Drunk Uncle sam takes a shot of jack (prints money), grabs a beer bottle (military aid) and smacks aunt susan broadside across the face with it!
   
   Then uncle same drinks too much, passes out, and aunt susan beats him into a coma in the following hours.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ner vegas, 
   • Cowboy2013
2. 2024-08-05 at 5:50 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   waits until he's passed out drunk and Lorena Bobbits him right in the USCSG THEODORE ROOSEVENT
3. 2024-08-05 at 6:05 AM UTC

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   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by ner vegas waits until he's passed out drunk and Lorena Bobbits him right in the USCSG THEODORE ROOSEVENT

   
   Or she strokes his dick (USS Madox) until he (Uncle Sam) Cums all over her face (blasts north vietnamese torpedo boats).
   
   Unrelated but we will see if Scron can connect the 2