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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Peeping in windows with Dirtbag.
  2. A Peeping Wellhung.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Talking to WellHung on the phone.
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker With the rubber dry rotted how are the hydraulic seals? Are they going to rupture under load?

    if ur talkin bout the extra large backhoe the seals were fine, it was well kept hoe other than the tires
    but the newer smaller one has new tires and no leaks
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by POLECAT if ur talkin bout the extra large backhoe the seals were fine, it was well kept hoe other than the tires
    but the newer smaller one has new tires and no leaks

    Sorry, i missed the part where you eere looking at a difference unit
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I go ta different unit u can look at, grandfathers.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    its so cool watching very old men bond together on the internet.
  8. Originally posted by Bradley its so cool watching very old men bond together on the internet.

    Old men aren't all they're cracked up to be.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    IMagine being 65 years old and being boring, that shits pathetic
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Cat Files.
    tonight I decided to entice the neighbors cat in for dinner so I put a can of viena sausages out on the step for it cuz its always lurkin around my yard, 2 hrs later it was gone so when i cooked my steakl tonight I put my paper plate inside the back door and left the door open, 20 min later it was inside the house eating steak fat, it saw me and didnt run away and then it was lickin the plate as it scooted across the floor from each lick till it was almost 10' closer to me and she brought a little kitten friend with it I talked to them and they didnt run but they finished the steak tidbits and left so i put a can of chicken on the plate and left it out on the steps for them to have a midnight snack
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT Cat Files.
    tonight I decided to entice the neighbors cat in for dinner so I put a can of viena sausages out on the step for it cuz its always lurkin around my yard, 2 hrs later it was gone so when i cooked my steakl tonight I put my paper plate inside the back door and left the door open, 20 min later it was inside the house eating steak fat, it saw me and didnt run away and then it was lickin the plate as it scooted across the floor from each lick till it was almost 10' closer to me and she brought a little kitten friend with it I talked to them and they didnt run but they finished the steak tidbits and left so i put a can of chicken on the plate and left it out on the steps for them to have a midnight snack

    Don't try to pet her, wait until she approaches you. Don't touch her stomach even if she shows it to you. Don't touch her when she's eating. Try to speak to her as if she's a baby. If you have better food than your neighbours she'll return. Remember they don't like loud noises or when you "psh" at them, anything that sounds like hissing is taken as swearing. I just say hello to them in a high-pitched voice.
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    If you're brave spray yourself with catnip.
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just found a case 680 backhoe for 2300.00 its a 1967 but it weighs 14,000 lbs, nt as big as the first one i looked at but this one has tires that don't look like they will go flat last week, all the mid sized backhoes are over 5 g's I dont wanna spend over 3
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    At the grocery store
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by CandyRein At the grocery store

    Shocker
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley Shocker

    wow
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Fonaplats pointed out candy will never take a full body picture and then it dawned on me
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    She must be really really fat which is ok but now when I set a plate of fried food or half a pizza left I feel a bit sad
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