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China sees highest number of significant floods since records began

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    China sees highest number of significant floods since records began

    The national meteorological administration said the climate had “deviated from the norm” in China this year, driving the natural disasters. The national rainfall average was 13.3% higher than average, with 30 weather stations recording record highs. Four major rivers received above average rain. The Huaihe river and the Liaohe river basins received double the average.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    That is because China is the new Venice.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Wonder how that happened?
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Its a called monsoon. In 1274 and again in 1281 the Japanese called divine wind. If the Mongols had only cut down on the carbon footprint huh?

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I like when it rains
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    It's because the Chinese government is using dangerous weather modification programs to push the Climate Hoax for even more tyrannical control of the population. There's no mystery here.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's because the Chinese government is using dangerous weather modification programs to push the Climate Hoax for even more tyrannical control of the population. There's no mystery here.

    The Chinese can't even build buildings that don't fall over.

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    They can spray silver iodide into the sky. They're very capable of that.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Tofu Dreggs
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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    Contrary to the popular myth, ostriches do not bury their head in the sand when scared or frightened. In fact, when an ostrich senses danger and cannot run away, it will flop to the ground and remain still, attempting to blend in with the terrain.
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    Originally posted by Obbe China sees highest number of significant floods since records began



    doesnt know the history of china.

    china was established as the worlds first flood mitigaytion project.
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Contrary to the popular myth, ostriches do not bury their head in the sand when scared or frightened. In fact, when an ostrich senses danger and cannot run away, it will flop to the ground and remain still, attempting to blend in with the terrain.

    but boys do tuck their heads under the pillows when scarred or frightened.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    What happens to all the people inside the building when it falls over? Just fish out the survivors and that's it?
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley What happens to all the people inside the building when it falls over? Just fish out the survivors and that's it?

    They cut them up and use them for fishing bait.
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