You're a chimp then. I'm happy to be related to bonobos.
"If we look at genetic similarity to humans, chimpanzees and bonobos are our closest relatives, sharing about 99% of their DNA with us¹².
Each of these species has evolved distinct traits and behaviors that suit their specific habitats and lifestyles. For example, bonobos are known for their peaceful and cooperative social structures, while chimpanzees are more aggressive and hierarchical²."