Introduce moderators

1. 2024-08-02 at 4:32 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Me me pick me
2. 2024-08-02 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #2
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   yosilverismine
3. 2024-08-02 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   What up bro?
   
   Do you remember me still? I talked to your dad the other day.
4. 2024-08-02 at 5:42 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   I was a mod on totseans at one point apparently. I don't remember this at all, but someone showed me evidence of past-me yelling at the other mods for how they wanted to moderate (ie they wanted to moderate) and that totally seems like something I'd do. I'm the only person qualified to mod here, because I'm the only person with a proven track record of fighting for a moderation policy of aloof disinterest in actually moderating (the core philosophy of this community).
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ner vegas, 
   • Lanny, 
   • the man who put it in my hood, 
   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2024-08-02 at 8:40 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Kinkou Actually pretty straight [my uncorrupted problematic arianrod]
   u already are a mod at ur new place u dork
6. 2024-08-02 at 11:10 AM UTC

   #6
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   newtotse has modserators.
   
   they also only have 1 user and he just moderates himself HEY WATCH THE RULES PALL!!! KEEP IT TROPICAL!!! and he says to himself "THIS GUY IS A REAL HARD ASS!! NO WONDER NOBODY POSTS HERE!!"
7. 2024-08-02 at 11:57 AM UTC

   #7
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   What are you 15?
   
   what kind of Loo-sher want's to moderate and dumb forum..and why?
8. 2024-08-02 at 3:19 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Elbow I was a mod on totseans at one point apparently. I don't remember this at all, but someone showed me evidence of past-me yelling at the other mods for how they wanted to moderate (ie they wanted to moderate) and that totally seems like something I'd do. I'm the only person qualified to mod here, because I'm the only person with a proven track record of fighting for a moderation policy of aloof disinterest in actually moderating (the core philosophy of this community).

   
   Amnesia, likely drug induced, is also considered a chief virtue, so your resume is looking pretty good so far
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Elbow
9. 2024-08-02 at 3:29 PM UTC

   #9
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   It should be me because I'm here everyday and my sanity is intact.
10. 2024-08-02 at 3:32 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    A ugly ass nigga
    smokes the indonesia
    beat your fuckin ass
    gave your as sa seizia
11. 2024-08-02 at 3:44 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I am withdrawing my application my like the angry black man that withdrew his penis from my friend Bill Krozby brain circa 2021
12. 2024-08-02 at 3:54 PM UTC

    #12
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Elbow I was a mod on totseans at one point apparently. I don't remember this at all, but someone showed me evidence of past-me yelling at the other mods for how they wanted to moderate (ie they wanted to moderate) and that totally seems like something I'd do. I'm the only person qualified to mod here, because I'm the only person with a proven track record of fighting for a moderation policy of aloof disinterest in actually moderating (the core philosophy of this community).

    
    I don't even remember you being on there
    
    are you making things up
13. 2024-08-02 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I've gotten really good at hotlinking pictures and videos so I'm going to throw my hat in the ring.
14. 2024-08-02 at 5:06 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Are you kidding? You think people within our community just come online to tell lies about themselves!!!!
15. 2024-08-02 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Moderate this dick in your mouth.
16. 2024-08-02 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If you moderate me I will shitpost twice as hard
17. 2024-08-02 at 5:22 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas I don't even remember you being on there
    
    are you making things up

    
    I don't remember me being there either! Like... at all. If you told me it was someone pretending to be me, I would find that equally as believable as the idea that it was actually me.
    
    I'm looking through "my" posts there and it's quite cringe. I was not the absentee mod I thought I was, if this even was me being a mod. Although uhh... I'm thinking it was. Because this mf really was quite cringe. Bragging about his girlfriend, getting laid, having a job. Nigga what job? I've never held a job for longer than a month.
18. 2024-08-02 at 5:24 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm less of a moderate and more of an extremerator
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Lanny
19. 2024-08-02 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    14 long years later, and this is all considerably less real and more dreamlike to me than many of the actual literal dreams I've had over the intervening years.
20. 2024-08-02 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    I left because you faggots were so goddamn fake. You were trying to market TOTSE on fucking TWITTER. You were advertising us everywhere and your "totse spirit" became something akin to "COMPANY PRIDE". I don't want to work in the "McDonald's family" just like I don't want to post in the "Totse Cult" or whatever the fuck you freaks are.
    
    That's so un-totse that it blows my mind. You were all so fucking cheesy. You were trying way too fucking hard. It was pretty sickening, and seeing that actually made me reevaluate how seriously I took this site and zoklet.
    
    Here you are… 7 months later? Still the same mess. I tried for a while, but you didn't have totse spirit. You had a commercialized, bastardization of what totse was. You needed MORE MEMBERS NAO NAO NAO. You didn't care about the dissemination of information, all you wanted were people to talk to. More users to say "TOTSE.INFO NOW HAS A BIGGER E-PENIS THAN ZOKLET".
    
    It was and is pathetic.
    
    I hope you're all ashamed. You are the bastard children of the totse legacy. A pox upon your families.

    
    Firmly in my punk arc, but I'm taking my name out of the running for mod here. This MF can't be trusted with the reins of power.