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  1. 2024-08-01 at 5:47 AM UTC
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    https://www.exitinternational.net/sarco/
  2. 2024-08-01 at 5:48 AM UTC
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    "Sarco is 3D printed and its plans will be available online.

    Most office stores now offer small-scale 3D printing. There are also many cheap models you can buy for home use. However, this is a fast-changing field and it is easy to envisage that 3D print shops which print large-scale (required for Sarco) are not far off. When the technology becomes available, these stores will be everywhere and the cost will drop significantly."
  3. 2024-08-01 at 5:51 AM UTC
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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    why even bother when helium tank and drier bag is an option
  4. 2024-08-01 at 5:56 AM UTC
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas why even bother when helium tank and drier bag is an option

    You didn't read the website.
  5. 2024-08-01 at 6:20 AM UTC
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Built by Dyson?
  6. 2024-08-01 at 6:24 AM UTC
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas why even bother when helium tank and drier bag is an option



    It looks a lot like the escape pods in Starship Troopers.

    So you can pretend you're going to be escape this planet while you lose consciousness. I can dig that.

    I wonder do they have candidates wear nappies?
  7. 2024-08-01 at 7:18 AM UTC
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    Fantom Yung Blood
    There are plenty other cost effective and quicker ways to kill yourself than this nonsense.

    You can shoot yourself, drive into a building at 200 KM/H, jump off a building, etc.
  8. 2024-08-01 at 7:20 AM UTC
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fantom There are plenty other cost effective and quicker ways to kill yourself than this nonsense.

    You can shoot yourself, drive into a building at 200 KM/H, jump off a building, etc.

    But cost may not be an issue, if you're looking to end your life who cares how much it costs?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. 2024-08-01 at 7:20 AM UTC
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fantom There are plenty other cost effective and quicker ways to kill yourself than this nonsense.

    You can shoot yourself, drive into a building at 200 KM/H, jump off a building, etc.

    It says no oxygen within one minute.
  10. 2024-08-01 at 7:21 AM UTC
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm just curious why the plans for 3D printing one will be available online.
  11. 2024-08-01 at 7:21 AM UTC
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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag You didn't read the website.

    I know what it is


    why bother with mass producing a suicide machine when you can get the same effect (eventual suffocation without your body realising) with a dryer bag and a helium tank from a party store
  12. 2024-08-01 at 7:25 AM UTC
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas I know what it is


    why bother with mass producing a suicide machine when you can get the same effect (eventual suffocation without your body realising) with a dryer bag and a helium tank from a party store

    Less likelihood of someone finding and resusciating you to live with brain damage. Die with dignity. The suicide-seeker may be into cyberpunk. More control over your death.
  13. 2024-08-01 at 7:29 AM UTC
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I might get one in future if their trials show it works. Being in a pod will prevent Akira from eating my corpse.
  14. 2024-08-01 at 7:30 AM UTC
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Now I'm wondering what colour it should be...
  15. 2024-08-01 at 7:30 AM UTC
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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I might get one in future if their trials show it works. Being in a pod will prevent Akira from eating my corpse.

    just close the door
  16. 2024-08-01 at 7:35 AM UTC
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    It'd be cool to customise your own coffin and write whatever you want on it instead of relatives putting vague things on your gravestone. I feel like there'll be a lot of drunk mistakes though if you just have to push a button. Suicide is more likely when it's on impulse, if the person has to take more steps like tie a noose that gives them time to change their mind. If they only have to push a button there will be more suicides.
  17. 2024-08-01 at 7:36 AM UTC
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I might get one in future if their trials show it works. Being in a pod will prevent Akira from eating my corpse.

    Can I have it when you're done with it?

    I want to put a joystick in it and play space fighter games in it.
  18. 2024-08-01 at 7:37 AM UTC
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Can I have it when you're done with it?

    I want to put a joystick in it and play space fighter games in it.

    No. It detaches so it can be your coffin as well.
  19. 2024-08-01 at 7:41 AM UTC
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag No. It detaches so it can be your coffin as well.

    That's very practical. Caskets aren't cheap.
  20. 2024-08-01 at 7:43 AM UTC
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Is anyone here over 50?

    "The detailed technical specifications and plans will only be available to subscribers to The Peaceful Pill eHandbook. This book is restricted to people > 50 years & of sound mind."
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