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  1. #1
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Elon Musk accepts a challenge to fight a Venezuelan strongman: ‘He will chicken out’


    Billionaire mogul Elon Musk has accepted Venezuela’s disputed President Nicolas Maduro’s invitation to fight him on national TV.

    The recently reelected politician, who faces accusations of fixing the election, pelted the challenge at Musk on Monday in a speech full of fury, calling the Tesla CEO his “archenemy.”

    “Social media creates a virtual reality, and who controls the virtual reality? Our new archenemy, the famous Elon Musk,” Maduro said. “Do you want to fight? Let’s do it. Elon Musk, I’m ready. I’m not afraid of you, Elon Musk. Let’s fight, wherever you want.”

    Maduro’s comments quickly went viral, with several X accounts tagging Musk in the clip and asking if he would rise to Maduro’s challenge. In response to one of the tweets, Musk replied, “I accept.”

    The billionaire later added that Maduro would “chicken out” of the fight.

    Musk drew Maduro’s ire after condemning his re-election results, accusing him of “major election fraud,” and labeling him a “dictator” on X.

    Maduro secured 51% of the vote in Venezuela’s elections, according to the National Electoral Council. Opposition leader Edmundo Gonzalez received 44% of the votes, the council said, though pre-election polls showed him leading by a wide-margin. The results have been disputed by the opposition, which has called on the military to intervene.

    Musk has previously accepted high-profile fights. He became ambivalent about a cage match with Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg after weeks of flirting with the idea. Musk claimed he had to call off the fight last summer because he needed back surgery, but he has recently said he would fight Zuckerberg “ anyplace, anytime, any rules.”

    Tesla did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    This is because of the failure of el petro
  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This is because of the failure of el petro

    Are you referring to January 15, 2024 when the petro token was shut down?
  4. #4
    Kingoftoes Houston
    I love the 21st century.
  5. #5
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    It's a whole lot weirder than they thought the 60's and 70' were at the time, that much is certain.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Are you referring to January 15, 2024 when the petro token was shut down?

    Yes
  7. #7
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yes

    Venezuela’s problem started in 2001. 2009 was another pivotal downward year.
  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I think El Petro was the biggest government scam in human history.

    Not only did the Maduro government manage to steal billions worth of cryptocurrency from not only their own people but also many around the world, but they also evaded US sanctions for years.


  9. #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    https://hackernoon.com/venezuela-is-the-patient-zero-challenging-the-western-financial-system-with-bitcoin-9d1o34kg

    Crypto Exchange and Mining

    The Maduro regime recently revealed the next stage of this infrastructure – a regulated, national, decentralized crypto exchange. Built on the Ethereum blockchain the new BDVE exchange enables investors to trade traditional stocks and assets in their digital, tokenized form. Decentralized exchanges (DEX) like BDVE allow for the creation of peer-to-peer markets directly on the blockchain. Traders independently store and use funds, and make transactions directly with one another, without any involvement from the exchange itself.

    The BDVE exchange is part of a rebranded Pi ecosystem. PiMarkets, PiToken, PiExchange, PiMoney, PiCasino, and PiChain are all decentralized cryptocurrency tools. Its developers, Guillermo Pérez Alba, Manuel Fajardo García, Johan Sosa Salazar, and Carlos García Navarro worked on other projects for Maduro, including Interbanex Foreign Exchange, which offered its users the opportunity to trade foreign currency through private banks.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Anyone who says Venezuela has worthless money in 2024 needs to wake up. Venezuela controls a larger share of global bitcoin % along with China and Russia than the USA ever will.

    America already lost, and now Trump is trying to start a bitcoin national reserve too late. If the USA wants to own more Bitcoin they will be forced to buy it from Venezuela eventually.
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    I hope this happens
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    So apparently they both agreed, but Maduro is ordering the army to turn Elon Musk away if he shows up outside the Presidential Palace looking for a fight.

    What the fuck is even going on? Did we all die in 2020 and this is some sort of fever dream afterlife?
  13. #13
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump What the fuck is even going on? Did we all die in 2020 and this is some sort of fever dream afterlife?

    2012 probably, the insanity's been ramping up since around then
  14. #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Elon is now donald trumps lapping dog, What a pathetic faggot.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #15
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    He accepted a fight with Zuck the cuck too but puss'd out.

    So out of two billionaire pussies who have probably never been punched in the face he was the bigger pussy of the two. I won't let his fanboys forget that.
  16. #16
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Elon should totally travel to Venezuela to fight Maduro. I think that's a great idea.

    I would rather see Maduro fight the Cheeto Chomo but it's just another (older) billionaire pussy.
  17. #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ner vegas 2012 probably, the insanity's been ramping up since around then

    It started long before that. Here is the same song they sing today about gun control from 1973.

  18. #18
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I had to do it
  19. #19
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    The thing about Trump, is unlike Zuck the cuck and Elon, I'm sure he's managed to get punched a couple of times.

    Plus Brock Lesnar was a pretty big WWE MMA crossover.
  20. #20
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It started long before that. Here is the same song they sing today about gun control from 1973.


    sure things have always been weird, they just seem to have gotten exponentially weirder in the last 10 years or so
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