Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
give me a moment.
Take 2,000,000 little moments little whoadie. I still won’t be 43.
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2022-08-10 at 3:31 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I hear Lanny hired some breakdancers from Dubai and taught a giant rabbit to jump out of her cake. They went sailing on a boat in the driveway of a coastal B and B and cooked wild escargot on the barbecue. They drank lots of red, white and wine of a secret color reserved only for fralas birthday and other special occasions. When Lannys boots were firmly under the bed fireworks erupted both inside and outside the room, setting the house on fire, but they feared not and lie in wait to embrace whatever fate overtook them.
The firefighters axed through their door, tossed them a couple Gatorades, gave them a wink and a gun and waltzed back out to save the other patrons of the Bed and Breakfast. They were too late, none survived so frala and Lanny had a nice peaceful and quiet morning after day broke. They sprinkled some of the ashes from those who didn't make in the ocean and headed home. A birthday is just a day and the day after a birthday is even less than that
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2024-07-31 at 8:01 PM UTC
👀
Birthday coming up !
The Lion 🦁 Queen 👑
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2024-07-31 at 8:08 PM UTC
We bout to go on vacation too and I’m getting excited!
This thread makes me miss so many people tho 😭
Even Bill Krozby the little fucking prick
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2024-07-31 at 8:09 PM UTC
I know it’s a bitter sweet bump
But I can’t not bump it
Vaca babay!!!
