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Canadians mourn Jasper as beloved mountain town devastated by wildfires

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Ottawa isn't in Novia Scotia. You live in Toronto, why did you even error like that

    Toronto is the capitol of Ontario, not Canada.
  2. #22
    The United Nations' "Great Replacement"...

    https://www.un.org/development/desa/pd/sites/www.un.org.development.desa.pd/files/unpd-egm_200010_un_2001_replacementmigration.pdf
  3. #23
    Widlfires have been occurring..again...since before man even existed. It's a natural process that has been going on for millennia.
  4. #24
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The native, now neraly extinct, grasses of the American plains required the annual wildfires. The seed husks had to have hard outer shells buried away to germinate fir the following season.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Arson has been occurring..again…since before man even existed. It's an unnatural process that has been going on for millennia.

    True.
  6. #26
    BURN THE CITIES BRING BACK THE PLAINS 🔥🤩🌱
  7. #27
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Toronto is the capitol of Ontario, not Canada.

    Weird how that works. also unrelated
    Toronto is the capital of the province of Ontario but Ottowa is in Ontario and the Capital of Canada. why isn't it its own district separated from the provinces? either way, Why did you just spin a response?

    also I saw the fire and it's so wet up in Canada its more of a giant smoldering fire. the fire near chico is a raging wall of Fuck and Death
  8. #28
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I heard the fire started from a lone "Mojito Kitty" that was chewing on the main electrical wires powering the town. It is understood that Jasper is a "very very bad kitty that needs to behave and needs to stop chewing wires"

    His owner lamented "I don't know what i'm gonna do with him!"



    now guys, we notice support has been a little low, hope it doesn't become a pattern. We need your help. Tips, superchats, super stickers, anything helps the people affected by this disaster. Even Argentinian style memberships.
    https://tiltify.com/@piece-of-peace/jaspers-angels
    https://donate.tiltify.com/173db990-5d9d-4bf4-8ca4-57cc856d56b9
  9. #29
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I heard the fire started from a lone "Mojito Kitty" that was chewing on the main electrical wires powering the town. It is understood that Jasper is a "very very bad kitty that needs to behave and needs to stop chewing wires"

    His owner lamented "I don't know what i'm gonna do with him!"



    now guys, we notice support has been a little low, hope it doesn't become a pattern. We need your help. Tips, superchats, super stickers, anything helps the people affected by this disaster. Even Argentinian style memberships.
    https://tiltify.com/@piece-of-peace/jaspers-angels
    https://donate.tiltify.com/173db990-5d9d-4bf4-8ca4-57cc856d56b9

    Kr0z kitty wanted to be with its master up above.
  10. #30
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Weird how that works. also unrelated
    Toronto is the capital of the province of Ontario but Ottowa is in Ontario and the Capital of Canada. why isn't it its own district separated from the provinces?

    Because Toronto can be invaded in 1 hour from the USA border, Ottawa would take them at least an entire day.

    Yes, our entire country layout was invented by British People with the idea that Americans might chimp out one day and try to kill us all.

    we should move the capital to the yukon
  11. #31
    Capitol, not capital.
  12. #32
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Capitol, not capital.

    Maybe he was talking about the money
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Maybe he was talking about the money

    True. Worth mad money.
  14. #34
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  15. #35
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because Toronto can be invaded in 1 hour from the USA border, Ottawa would take them at least an entire day.

    Yes, our entire country layout was invented by British People with the idea that Americans might chimp out one day and try to kill us all.

    we should move the capital to the yukon

    What do you mean "Might"
  16. #36
    Your White House already got burned to the ground once.
  17. #37
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    There is no logical reason to invade Canada. That's probably not enough to stop a determined American though.




  18. #38
    What if Canada invaded the United States... in colorful socks and a purse full of tampons?
  19. #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood There is no logical reason to invade Canada. That's probably not enough to stop a determined American though.

    A determined NCAA girls volley ball team could invade Canada if America let them.
  20. #40
    Canada pretends to have a military, but they're stocking literal tampons in the mens' rooms on the "military" bases.
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