That feel when you try to follow corporate policy standards and manage a group of employees

1. 2017-06-21 at 7:53 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And they all be like yolo memes cryptocurrency woop woop fake mental illness GET PAID NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE. CAPITALISM AND SOCIETY ARE BREAKING DOWN BEFORE MY VERY EYES LOL INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE. what if reality is all just a simulation of fractals existing alongside eachother simultaneously in a quantum tetrahedronal grid. "I think I'm actually making the world a worse place by going to work every day"
   
   Come back from lunch 20 minutes late because you were making more money selling drugs
   
   "Hey guys, if we all call in sick at once they can't fire us all!!!"
   
   
   
   
   
   
2. 2017-06-21 at 7:57 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   drink my mindmilk
3. 2017-06-21 at 10:17 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Pretty sure you're high af and need a nap. Lol
4. 2017-06-21 at 10:46 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I dont wanna wake her up
5. 2017-06-21 at 10:52 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Then don't. Lol
6. 2017-06-21 at 11:24 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou Pretty sure you're high af and need a nap. Lol

   
   I also need food and a place to live. But I need money more than all the above so awake I shall stay forever.
7. 2017-06-21 at 11:30 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Get a job. They're not that bad. I actually enjoy working.
8. 2017-06-21 at 12:03 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I havent slept since Saturday or something.
   
   Hts was supposed to keep count, where she at?.
   
   My boss is gone and the manager lady wants to fire me but I'm the best worker there.
   
   I also talk the least and fuck around less than anyone I'm extremely professional and quiet and I get written up more than anyone for things that aren't even against any rules, they are all just toxic rats lesbian mafia members that like to control other peoples lives.
   
   Dont be late for work thats a criminal offense.
   
   Missing work should be punishment by death.
9. 2017-06-21 at 12:10 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   All these issues can be fixed by sleeping. :p
10. 2017-06-21 at 12:12 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I need to fill 400 customer orders by 12pm and were missing people .
    
    No time to sleep
11. 2017-06-21 at 12:13 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You just said you lost your job in another thread :p
    
    WHATS THE TRUTH DAMNIT
12. 2017-06-21 at 12:34 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinkou You just said you lost your job in another thread :p
    
    WHATS THE TRUTH DAMNIT

    
    They are unable to fire me.... I'm the only one who can train the team, everyone else took off on vacation and rattoxed my schedule because we are the worst group of humans to work with ever.
    
    I work for an Ayn Rand company though so things like logic are devoid. We just fill orders.
13. 2017-06-21 at 12:42 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't know what to believe,,,. *smirk*
14. 2017-06-21 at 1:26 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I was pretty high yesterday. I just kept waiting for her to tell me to meet her in HR.
    
    They needed an excuse for my absence I think just something to put on paper but I already broke the attendance management system and forced then to scrap it which I believe is an attempt to reduce turnover.
    
    I'm force evolving capitalism
15. 2017-06-21 at 1:30 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I dressed up sexi today with my expensive perfume to see if any of the hot doctors in the hospital try to wife me
    
    Or just like look at me and sniff me...
    
    Yeah that'd be good enough
16. 2017-06-21 at 1:36 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Im flailing pretty hard right now, extreme paranoia.
    
    If anyone tries to ask me anything besides customer orders I am gonna be fucked. Ive skipped every meal and shower this week to get high
17. 2017-06-21 at 1:58 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh god the cheese factory. One gont is all it takes to turn my day around.
    
    I try to be quiet and act normal and professional. I say "good morning how are you this fine day" to Co worker#1
    
    "Oh you know just pissed off at reality, myself, desperate to change my entire life and regretting every decision I ever made"
    
    I'm just like ya bro same here at least its nice out.
    
    Now I have to motivate depressed aimless gonts all day.
18. 2021-01-19 at 4:10 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this is what happens when I try to be normal and go to work