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  1. #21
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny My state would destroy yours

    They only thing your state has ever destroyed is freddom, economic growth, and itself.
  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Instigator I always imagine miami to be like american history x with will Smith turning up at some point.

    they were filming bad boys 4 earlier this year.

    They would just say "Yeah we need this bridge" and close the bridge down for 6 hours, people line up to see them. Then they'd be in some other part of hte city and be like "Yeah we need this part of the bay" and there'd be a bunch of security making a ring around the area they want.

    The news helicopters fly around like stalking them fromt eh sky and getting people more excited for whereever they were lol
  3. #23
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I never sat through the first badboys movie y"know. I dont.really rate Martin Lawrence either.

    I never understood big mommas house. Its shit.
  4. #24
    Bradley Florida Man
    I like bad boys 2
  5. #25
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I like bad boys 2

    U like buttplugs, also.
  6. #26
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker They only thing your state has ever destroyed is freddom, economic growth, and itself.

    Self-cannibalizing, if you will.
  7. #27
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung U like buttplugs, also.

    kinda hurt
  8. #28
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker They only thing your state has ever destroyed is freddom, economic growth, and itself.

    and we'll do the same to florida
    They already adopted a Hollywood and built a Disney theme park there.
    now comes a tenderloin and blue statehood
  9. #29
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny and we'll do the same to florida
    They already adopted a Hollywood and built a Disney theme park there.
    now comes a tenderloin and blue statehood

    DeSantis cut Disney off the high titty and cut their sack.
  10. #30
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker DeSantis cut Disney off the high titty and cut their sack.

    That's OK. California has some of the wealthiest people in the world and will put a Democrat in power they can puppet
  11. #31
    WellHung Black Hole
    Wealth is all that matters to the world. Our financial status determines our self-worth.
  12. #32
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Wealth is all that matters to the world. Our financial status determines our self-worth.

    no your morals and how you treat and teach others is.
  13. #33
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny no your morals and how you treat and teach others is.

    That is sweet of you to say. I do admire the idealist & the purist in you.
  14. #34
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung That is sweet of you to say. I do admire the idealist & the purist in you.

    Oh Go fuck yourself you smarmy little turd.
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny That's OK. California has some of the wealthiest people in the world and will put a Democrat in power they can puppet

    Does the thought of that make your lilypad damp Pauliwog?
  16. #36
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Does the thought of that make your lilypad damp Pauliwog?

    Im not a libtard like you are. I'm just playing your little associated game. You're the libtard who acts like an Alt Right 2A figure. but we know you're just selling people out for profit

    KING RATTAX
  17. #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I'm a conservative mercenary who preys on stupid criminals who are a drain on society. Just count your lucky stars your too stupid to commit any crimes worthy of my time.
  18. #38
    Warcry Certified lover boy (banned)
    Everything is gay. Everything is just rucking gay.
  19. #39
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm a conservative mercenary who preys on stupid criminals who are a drain on society. Just count your lucky stars your too stupid to commit any crimes worthy of my time.

    I killed a million fucking people with a home made nuke

    How much am I worth now
  20. #40
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    This shit is classic. timeless. stupid but funniner than most films today. pretty much a low budget semi indie that got picked up by a major studio

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