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8 Minuute Meals with BradleyB
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2024-07-17 at 2:52 PM UTCI'm so good at this shit, like it's sad all the single moms I know who feed their kids chicken nuggets and tator tots or banquet meals (my mom, included) because they're too tired after work or w/e
Now as an adult I make really cheap, quick meals like nothing.
Total cost of this meal is about 1.50$ as the title suggests this took me less than 10 minutes to prepare, cook, and clean up.
Chop up 4 white mushrooms, 1/2 an onion, 5 little slices of jalepeno, 1 tooth of garlic, get that going with a tiny bit of butter and a splash of water, cover.
Take your precooked rotisserie chicken and I just grabbed a chunk out of the breast, about 1/2 a titty maybe a little more. and I just shared that shit with my hands to make it a lot bigger.
A handful of spinach, that I do chop with a knife, into about 1inch wide slices. I squeezed half a lime on it the other half I squeezed on my genitals to prevent easily treated STDs.
At this point the mushrooms a ND onijons are half way finished cooking (or so), I put the chicken in the center and spread the mushrooms & onions to the sides, I add a little worsheisesiesstesieseshire sauce to them, cover.
I do all the dishes from the knifes, cutting board, clean up all that shit and put everything away.
WOw 7 minutes after we started I plate up the food.
while it's cooling I wash the pan and spactula. So there's no mess once or anything left to clean once I start eating. Oh and I wipe down the stove.
Oh and i didn't think the chicken would be that good (it was) so I added some BBQ sauce/Sweet Baby Rays right tat the end to a corner.
I also had hot sauce but didn't need it, shit turned out pretty well.
Why can't drunk single parents cook like this for their developing dependents? Sad. Why don't grown ass men I know eat like this instead of making Mac & Cheese with hot dogs cut up in it or worse yet Ramen Noodles with a handful of cheese on it.
Fucking nasty bro, I'll eat my chicken breast, spinach, and vegetables any day over that shit.
Niggas go to work at a hard ass construction job, and come home and noursih their body with: Little Cesears Cheese Pizza & Mountain Dew. And offer me some and I Have to politely decline since I don't eat things that leave grease stains on your hands/clothing/papertowels/plates and I don't consume soda. Sheesh no wonder these people die early.
Go to work on an empty stomach to do hard labor for 8-12 hours int he sun, eat McDonald's during lunch break, eat little Caesars pizza before they shower and sleep. Whoel time they're out there just drinking more soda, energy drinks or water.
Not me bro.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-07-17 at 9:43 PM UTC
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2024-07-17 at 9:48 PM UTCI like the Buffalo Wild Wings Medium sauce a lot. Lol @ the packaging that says Buffalo with a comfortable amount of heat. I put that on my chicken, I got these serrano peppers I put half of one with the garlic in the mixed vegetables I'm on a corn on the cob kick as many of you saw if you read my other thread.
Oh I forgot to mention when available I eat a small amount of saurkraut and kimchi, mostly related to building beneficial bacteria in my digestive system
Big shout out to chicken which like u just take e a piece of cold cooked chicken like 4inches by 2 inch piece and you can fill up a plate with shredded chicken really easily, I like that.
I wish I would've bought more of these rotisserie chicken lol -
2024-07-17 at 10:27 PM UTCI thought this was gonna be about 8 (eight) 1 minute meals >:(The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-07-18 at 8:57 PM UTCchicken isn't supposed to be brown...
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2024-07-18 at 9:24 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-07-22 at 9:40 PM UTC
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2024-07-22 at 10:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley I'm so good at this shit, like it's sad all the single moms I know who feed their kids chicken nuggets and tator tots or banquet meals (my mom, included) because they're too tired after work or w/e
Now as an adult I make really cheap, quick meals like nothing.
Total cost of this meal is about 1.50$ as the title suggests this took me less than 10 minutes to prepare, cook, and clean up.
Chop up 4 white mushrooms, 1/2 an onion, 5 little slices of jalepeno, 1 tooth of garlic, get that going with a tiny bit of butter and a splash of water, cover.
Take your precooked rotisserie chicken and I just grabbed a chunk out of the breast, about 1/2 a titty maybe a little more. and I just shared that shit with my hands to make it a lot bigger.
A handful of spinach, that I do chop with a knife, into about 1inch wide slices. I squeezed half a lime on it the other half I squeezed on my genitals to prevent easily treated STDs.
At this point the mushrooms a ND onijons are half way finished cooking (or so), I put the chicken in the center and spread the mushrooms & onions to the sides, I add a little worsheisesiesstesieseshire sauce to them, cover.
I do all the dishes from the knifes, cutting board, clean up all that shit and put everything away.
WOw 7 minutes after we started I plate up the food.
while it's cooling I wash the pan and spactula. So there's no mess once or anything left to clean once I start eating. Oh and I wipe down the stove.
Oh and i didn't think the chicken would be that good (it was) so I added some BBQ sauce/Sweet Baby Rays right tat the end to a corner.
I also had hot sauce but didn't need it, shit turned out pretty well.
Why can't drunk single parents cook like this for their developing dependents? Sad. Why don't grown ass men I know eat like this instead of making Mac & Cheese with hot dogs cut up in it or worse yet Ramen Noodles with a handful of cheese on it.
Fucking nasty bro, I'll eat my chicken breast, spinach, and vegetables any day over that shit.
Niggas go to work at a hard ass construction job, and come home and noursih their body with: Little Cesears Cheese Pizza & Mountain Dew. And offer me some and I Have to politely decline since I don't eat things that leave grease stains on your hands/clothing/papertowels/plates and I don't consume soda. Sheesh no wonder these people die early.
Go to work on an empty stomach to do hard labor for 8-12 hours int he sun, eat McDonald's during lunch break, eat little Caesars pizza before they shower and sleep. Whoel time they're out there just drinking more soda, energy drinks or water.
Not me bro.
Looks fantastic Brad.
I used to make meals out of 1/8 LB ground beef, mushrooms, onions and rice.
Cook the beef, Saute the mushrooms and onions in the beef fat while uncle bens is going in the microwave, then when it's done mix it all together in a bowl and enjoy.
Top with garlic, salt, pepper, and cilantro/oregano. -
2024-07-26 at 8:35 PM UTCGet back to me when 8 min blowjobs are on the menu.
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2024-07-26 at 8:36 PM UTCI swear you steal these pictures.
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2024-07-26 at 8:47 PM UTClol they're all infront of the same keyboard.
I need to start making some good shit soon. -
2024-07-26 at 8:50 PM UTC
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2024-07-26 at 9:20 PM UTCya i eat a lot of vegetables
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2024-07-27 at 3:15 AM UTCIts easier and cheaper to buy a rotisary chicken already cooked in a bag from Safeway then buy raw breast and cook them yourself. and theirs is super soft meat. never dry.
I like to bake my own potatoes but I even buy the pre-made Mash potatoes and add a small amount of shredded cheese to it instead of gravy. healthier too.
I never cook veggies anymore. I use our Ninja blender (or bullet) and blend fresh fruit with raw baby spinach and broccoli and celery. mix it with protein powder (which has no sugar but has stevia and is real sweet). dash of cinnamon and turmeric with a dash of vanilla extract (2-3 drops) taste like a fruit milkshake if you freeze the veggies and fruit in a bag overnight.
so I get all of my veggies and fruit by shake. I never eat veggies or salads anymore. or rarely because my teeth are jacked and I wear partials. -
2024-07-28 at 3:53 AM UTCTHe only vanilla extract you consume is deposited by a large black man into your rectum.
I know cuz I watch.
