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Poll: I sreal because...

  • I am poor and stupid.
    33.3%
  • I am an entiled prick who could easily buy what I steal.
    33.3%
  • I am a good person but sometimes Kroz possesses me from the grave, forcing me to steal.
    33.3%

What is the last thing you stole?

  1. #21
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I'll probably just use it for highlighting important lines in research papers.

    Probably. All I'm saying is don't underestimate its seductive power.
  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Elbow Probably. All I'm saying is don't underestimate its seductive power.

    Soemtimes I write with them
  3. #23
    Elbow African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by Elbow

    Have you messaged them about sponsorship yet?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #25
    Bradley Florida Man
    I used to hollow them out and use them as slides for bongs
  6. #26
    Bradley Florida Man
    What do you use now? Cucumbers still?
  7. #27
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley What do you use now? Cucumbers still?

    I don't smoke weed anymore. Either way, I can't see cucumbers making good components for a jury-rigged bong. Maybe a long pipe or something. I've made pipes out of lemons and apples. I could see a cumber working... if I was still 15 years old and still smoking weed.
  8. #28
    What the hell is a "miron"?
  9. #29
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I honestly can’t remember the last time I’ve stolen anything.
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