Passport Day

1. 2024-07-26 at 11:18 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I'm going to go get my passport so I can flee to Mexico 🌯
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   • Donald Trump, 
   • Cowboy2013
2. 2024-07-26 at 11:30 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   Congratulations Fona!
3. 2024-07-26 at 11:57 AM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Let's cook industrial amounts of drugs in the Mexican dessert
4. 2024-07-26 at 12:43 PM UTC

   #4
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   I've been thinking of moving to the NMI
   
   Idk tho I think it'd be better if I had a few hundred thousand first like 500k+ in liquid cash, so idk I've got a few years but it sounds cool
   
   
   Possibility is high that CHINA will take it over but eh
5. 2024-07-26 at 5:20 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I'm going to go get my passport so I can flee to Mexico 🌯

   
   If you drive you don't need a passport to go to Mexico, they don't give a fuck. You can cross the border with just your driving license (at least here at the Tejas border you can)
6. 2024-07-26 at 5:23 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole

   Originally posted by RIPtotse I've been thinking of moving to the NMI

   
   What's NMI?
7. 2024-07-26 at 5:27 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Let's cook industrial amounts of drugs in the Mexican dessert

   
   What kind of Dessert?
   
   Cheesecake?
8. 2024-07-26 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump What's NMI?

   
   You still coming right?
9. 2024-07-26 at 7 PM UTC

   #9
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What kind of Dessert?
   
   Cheesecake?

   
   Mexican lb cake
   
10. 2024-07-27 at 9:33 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Donald Trump Black Hole
    https://www.secretflying.com/posts/indianapolis-to-guatemala-city-guatemala-for-only-240-roundtrip/
    
    $240 roundtrip. You can go see how LavaRed is doing.
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    • Bradley
11. 2024-07-27 at 12:27 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://www.secretflying.com/posts/indianapolis-to-guatemala-city-guatemala-for-only-240-roundtrip/
    
    $240 roundtrip. You can go see how LavaRed is doing.

    
    I don't know what that means.
    Golly gee damn it. I am looking so forward to going down the water slide with you.
12. 2024-08-07 at 1:55 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump What's NMI?

    
    Non-maskable interrupt
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    • Donald Trump
13. 2024-08-07 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I don't know what that means.
    Golly gee damn it. I am looking so forward to going down the water slide with you.

    
    LavaRed was a coffee farmer and part time cross dresser that collected military quality weapons
14. 2024-08-07 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Lived in Columbia or something
15. 2024-08-07 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Lived in Columbia or something

    
    Guatemala. Once there was a whole big long silly thread about totse doing a coup there.
16. 2024-08-07 at 4:48 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Northern Mariana Islands obviously 🙄
17. 2024-08-07 at 6:44 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Guatemala. Once there was a whole big long silly thread about totse doing a coup there.

    
    I'm still down
18. 2024-08-07 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #18
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I wonder how much the number of passport applications has gone up in recent years.
19. 2024-08-07 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #19
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Mexican lb cake
    

    
    I watched breaking bad and heard talk of "Mexican super labs". I watched National Geographic and saw it's just guys without any teeth under a tarp making garbage bags full of meth.
20. 2024-08-07 at 8:32 PM UTC

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    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm still down

    
    Lets fucking do it. Make Guatemala Great Again.