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Poll: I sreal because...
- I am poor and stupid.
- I am an entiled prick who could easily buy what I steal.
- I am a good person but sometimes Kroz possesses me from the grave, forcing me to steal.
What is the last thing you stole?
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2024-07-25 at 11:17 PM UTCITT mirons confess to crimes. Discuss...
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2024-07-25 at 11:24 PM UTCscronny's heart UwUThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-07-25 at 11:38 PM UTCa pack of waterproof adhesive bandagesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-07-25 at 11:56 PM UTCSWIM stole A beef stick
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2024-07-26 at 12:07 AM UTC
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2024-07-26 at 12:14 AM UTC
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2024-07-26 at 1:21 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-07-26 at 1:22 AM UTCThere’s nothing like a crime…of passionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-07-26 at 1:57 AM UTCyour mothers virginity
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2024-07-26 at 3:04 AM UTCI asked for a highlighter at the library KNOWING I would never return it unless they said something when I walked out of the door two hours later.
They did not.
I'm highlighting everything right now. Saved myself like 1.49$. -
2024-07-26 at 5:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley I asked for a highlighter at the library KNOWING I would never return it unless they said something when I walked out of the door two hours later.
They did not.
I'm highlighting everything right now. Saved myself like 1.49$.
Yeah, but at what cost later down the line? I know the deadly allure of a highlighter, and while my hospital stay cost me nothing out-of-pocket because Canada, yours would be costly. -
2024-07-26 at 5:23 AM UTC
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2024-07-26 at 5:27 AM UTCI don't steal
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2024-07-26 at 5:27 AM UTCAnymore
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2024-07-26 at 5:29 AM UTC
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2024-07-26 at 5:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker A highlighter cost you your manhood.
I imagine you would not, if you had known me, have believed that I had any manhood to lose before The Event either. I doubt there is a single point in my life that one could point to and say "ahh yes, this was HTS when HTS' manhood was yet retained". It has always been Schrödinger's Manhood. And, ironically, trooning out seems to have been the thing that collapsed the wavefunction in such a way that my masculinity became undeniable. Truly a remarkable turn of events. -
2024-07-26 at 7:22 PM UTCThe hearts and minds of the viewing public.
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2024-07-26 at 8:58 PM UTC
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2024-07-26 at 9:12 PM UTC
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2024-07-26 at 9:16 PM UTCWhenever I steal, which is rarely, it's cos I am entitled to steal and to do whatever I want.