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Poll: I sreal because...

  • I am poor and stupid.
    33.3%
  • I am an entiled prick who could easily buy what I steal.
    33.3%
  • I am a good person but sometimes Kroz possesses me from the grave, forcing me to steal.
    33.3%

What is the last thing you stole?

  1. 2024-07-25 at 11:17 PM UTC
    #1
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    ITT mirons confess to crimes. Discuss...
  2. 2024-07-25 at 11:24 PM UTC
    #2
    Elbow African Astronaut
    scronny's heart UwU
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. 2024-07-25 at 11:38 PM UTC
    #3
    Morshoo Yung Blood
    a pack of waterproof adhesive bandages
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. 2024-07-25 at 11:56 PM UTC
    #4
    Kingoftoes Houston
    SWIM stole A beef stick
  5. 2024-07-26 at 12:07 AM UTC
    #5
    Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Morshoo a pack of waterproof adhesive bandages
    I need me some of those. Last thing i stole was a cat collar that i didnt need
  6. 2024-07-26 at 12:14 AM UTC
    #6
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Morshoo a pack of waterproof adhesive bandages

    Watermelon graphics or flavored?
  7. 2024-07-26 at 1:21 AM UTC
    #7
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Elbow scronny's heart UwU

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. 2024-07-26 at 1:22 AM UTC
    #8
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    There’s nothing like a crime…of passion
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. 2024-07-26 at 1:57 AM UTC
    #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    your mothers virginity
  10. 2024-07-26 at 3:04 AM UTC
    #10
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I asked for a highlighter at the library KNOWING I would never return it unless they said something when I walked out of the door two hours later.

    They did not.

    I'm highlighting everything right now. Saved myself like 1.49$.
  11. 2024-07-26 at 5:06 AM UTC
    #11
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I asked for a highlighter at the library KNOWING I would never return it unless they said something when I walked out of the door two hours later.

    They did not.

    I'm highlighting everything right now. Saved myself like 1.49$.

    Yeah, but at what cost later down the line? I know the deadly allure of a highlighter, and while my hospital stay cost me nothing out-of-pocket because Canada, yours would be costly.
  12. 2024-07-26 at 5:23 AM UTC
    #12
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Elbow Yeah, but at what cost later down the line? I know the deadly allure of a highlighter, and while my hospital stay cost me nothing out-of-pocket because Canada, yours would be costly.

    A highlighter cost you your manhood.
  13. 2024-07-26 at 5:27 AM UTC
    #13
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I don't steal
  14. 2024-07-26 at 5:27 AM UTC
    #14
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Anymore
  15. 2024-07-26 at 5:29 AM UTC
    #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Anymore

    Do you steal any less?
  16. 2024-07-26 at 5:41 AM UTC
    #16
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker A highlighter cost you your manhood.

    I imagine you would not, if you had known me, have believed that I had any manhood to lose before The Event either. I doubt there is a single point in my life that one could point to and say "ahh yes, this was HTS when HTS' manhood was yet retained". It has always been Schrödinger's Manhood. And, ironically, trooning out seems to have been the thing that collapsed the wavefunction in such a way that my masculinity became undeniable. Truly a remarkable turn of events.
  17. 2024-07-26 at 7:22 PM UTC
    #17
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    The hearts and minds of the viewing public.
  18. 2024-07-26 at 8:58 PM UTC
    #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The hearts and minds of the viewing public.

    Of course you stole those. No one would ever willingly give you their heart or mind.
  19. 2024-07-26 at 9:12 PM UTC
    #19
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Originally posted by Elbow Yeah, but at what cost later down the line? I know the deadly allure of a highlighter, and while my hospital stay cost me nothing out-of-pocket because Canada, yours would be costly.

    I'll probably just use it for highlighting important lines in research papers.
  20. 2024-07-26 at 9:16 PM UTC
    #20
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Whenever I steal, which is rarely, it's cos I am entitled to steal and to do whatever I want.
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