In all seriousness though...

1. 2017-06-21 at 5:01 AM UTC

   #241
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I just crunched an 8 and a 2, and absolutely pulverised a 9
   
   what now?
   
   PS. none of those things are used to treat a stomach ulcer, they're for management of symptoms
   
   tell your pancreas to give it a rest

   
   Managment is a form of treatment. That's like saying "Treating asthma"
   
   Do you "Treat" it or do you manage it. It can't be cured.
2. 2017-06-21 at 5:07 AM UTC

   #242
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Managment is a form of treatment. That's like saying "Treating asthma"
   
   Do you "Treat" it or do you manage it. It can't be cured.

   
   Double Lung transplant. I plan to replace all my organs at least once in the course of my life.
   
   
   They said SSRI's would treat my anxiety but Dextromethorphan and Methylamphetamine CURED it! :o
3. 2017-06-21 at 5:07 AM UTC

   #243
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Phoenix, are you ill with a serious disease? If yes, I'm sorry for you. I'v noticed you made some comments in the past about puking. unless it's nerves. I suggest Bendryl or xanax (small doses) and maybe mylanta (personal experience)

   
   Terminally sexy
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   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2017-06-21 at 5:11 AM UTC

   #244
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Terminally sexy

   
   OMG Lanny responded to a comment of mine.... he never does this 0_o
   
   well you can't cure terminally sexy! except maybe with some saltpeter and a botched face lift
5. 2017-06-21 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #245
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why no officer I have not done anything at all.
   
   In fact I am just a figment of your imagination. This is all a dream, this post will not be here when you wake up.
   
   

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 well you can't cure terminally sexy!

   
   That sounds like a challenge.
6. 2017-06-21 at 5:16 AM UTC

   #246
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Phoenix, are you ill with a serious disease? If yes, I'm sorry for you. I'v noticed you made some comments in the past about puking. unless it's nerves. I suggest Bendryl or xanax (small doses) and maybe mylanta (personal experience)

   
   I do a lot of drugs and get drunk a lot. Puking comes part and parcel with overdoing it. The only field in which I'm willing to put in 110% is getting fucked up.
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   • mmQ
7. 2017-06-21 at 5:24 AM UTC

   #247
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Phoenix posted!, okay I can go to bed now.
   
   
8. 2017-06-21 at 5:34 AM UTC

   #248
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Jean Gray, more like Jean Gay
9. 2017-06-21 at 5:34 AM UTC

   #249
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Phoenix I do a lot of drugs and get drunk a lot. Puking comes part and parcel with overdoing it. The only field in which I'm willing to put in 110% is getting fucked up.

   
   The most common cause of death from Rock Stars dying left and right (out of the 70s and 80s) is liver and brain cancer. or Hepetitis ucased by too much drinking and drugs (usually heroine)
10. 2017-06-21 at 5:37 AM UTC

    #250
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am so scared to get a liver scan. Is there a thing? Ugh. I'm serious. I'm scared.
11. 2017-06-21 at 5:39 AM UTC

    #251
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I am so scared to get a liver scan. Is there a thing? Ugh. I'm serious. I'm scared.

    
    Whats your blood type I can get you a brand new liver, fuck a scan.
12. 2017-06-21 at 5:41 AM UTC

    #252
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I am so scared to get a liver scan. Is there a thing? Ugh. I'm serious. I'm scared.

    
    You're in the same amount of trouble whether you know it or not, so you should know how much trouble you're in.
13. 2017-06-21 at 5:51 AM UTC

    #253
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by mmQ I am so scared to get a liver scan. Is there a thing? Ugh. I'm serious. I'm scared.

    
    I believe it's a blood test that's used to detect liver damage. I'm a hypocrite since I haven't been to a doctor in years, but you should do it. Better to know now than later.
14. 2017-06-21 at 5:52 AM UTC

    #254
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Kinda glad I don't drink
15. 2017-06-21 at 5:52 AM UTC

    #255
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    They told me in the ER that my bloodwork came back good. That's a good enough reason for me to continue to postpone a visit to a doctor.
16. 2017-06-21 at 6:02 AM UTC

    #256
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hmmmmm
    
    I had a blood test like 3 years ago maybe less and it was norm.
    
    I've drank a lot since then. God.
    
    I'm gonna go out like my old man aren't I?
    
    He had Hep c (which there is apparently a cure for now! Fuxk!)
    
    Idk I feel fine. I don't know what liver pains feel like.
17. 2017-06-21 at 6:07 AM UTC

    #257
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You're at the age where your youthful recuperation and health can begin declining rapidly. It's a common pattern, people assume they'll bounce back because they always have before, but at some point they don't and it begins a steady decline toward death.
18. 2017-06-21 at 6:13 AM UTC

    #258
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That feel when Phoenix posts but then doesn't post again for a while
    
    
19. 2017-06-21 at 6:19 AM UTC

    #259
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ZツK That feel when Phoenix posts but then doesn't post again for a while
    
    

    
    I haven't slept in a long time again, for no adequately explainable reason. I'm still around... just... sleepy.
20. 2017-06-21 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #260
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I was gonna reply to myself and say "But I still keep F'5ing" anyways...
    
    AND THEN SHE MADE MY NIGHT COMPLETE :O