Pauliwog Likes To Call The Government

1. 2024-07-23 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Should he call DC Metro PD and request a welfare check for 1600 Pennsylvania Ave?
2. 2024-07-23 at 2:43 PM UTC

   #2
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut
   I know of at least two times he tried to call big daddy government, and one backfired hilariously
   
   both were very insane
3. 2024-07-23 at 5:32 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   phone a dispatcher during the debate and say "I JUST SAW THE HOLOGRAM SHIMMER!" When they ask if a crime has been committed tell them "NO, BUT THIS IS PRETTY SPOOKY MAN!"
   
   
4. 2024-07-23 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Posting in a quality thread