Doomsday Glacier

1. 2024-07-23 at 8:24 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Thwaites Glacier's massive winter damage continues; Caltec discovers a new meltwater current.
   
   

   There has not been one peep from the media on these terrifying developments in West Antarctica.

   
   Doomsday Glacier
2. 2024-07-23 at 8:41 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I don't remember anything in the bible about a doomsday glacier
3. 2024-07-23 at 8:46 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Read it again.
4. 2024-07-23 at 9:05 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe Read it again.

   
   
   NOWHERE does it mention a doomsday Glacier.
   
   Kawkasians 13:20
5. 2024-08-05 at 2:27 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   
6. 2024-08-05 at 3:02 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   People that say "GOOD I HOPE IT MELTS!!! I"M GONNA SETTLE THE LANDS OF ANTARCTICA"
   
   I will put sugar in their gas tank and break into their house while they sleep and put a bunch of paper on top of their stove and put gasoline cans in the oven and crank that sucker to max after bolting all the doors and windows shut because FUCK YOU I want to live in Antarctica too,
   
   but I want it to be COLD you fucKS!!!!! #notMyArctica
7. 2024-08-05 at 3:37 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
   Shits gonna get so bad I can't wait till I turn on the news andat here's like "Ya we got a giant ice cube floating up the south american coast rn, no big deal yall!!!"
8. 2024-08-05 at 4:11 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Shits gonna get so bad I can't wait till I turn on the news andat here's like "Ya we got a giant ice cube floating up the south american coast rn, no big deal yall!!!"

   
   I'll get off the wagon and drop that thing in a large cognac and make light work of it.
9. 2024-08-05 at 4:14 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
   cognac is for old homosexuals
10. 2024-08-05 at 4:20 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley cognac is for old homosexuals

    
    You're mistaking Congnac with teenagers cocks.
11. 2024-08-08 at 3:45 AM UTC

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    Elbow African Astronaut
    Wow that's crazy.