2024-07-23 at 8:41 PM UTC
I don't remember anything in the bible about a doomsday glacier
2024-08-05 at 3:02 PM UTC
People that say "GOOD I HOPE IT MELTS!!! I"M GONNA SETTLE THE LANDS OF ANTARCTICA"
I will put sugar in their gas tank and break into their house while they sleep and put a bunch of paper on top of their stove and put gasoline cans in the oven and crank that sucker to max after bolting all the doors and windows shut because FUCK YOU I want to live in Antarctica too,
but I want it to be COLD you fucKS!!!!! #notMyArctica
2024-08-05 at 3:37 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
Shits gonna get so bad I can't wait till I turn on the news andat here's like "Ya we got a giant ice cube floating up the south american coast rn, no big deal yall!!!"
2024-08-05 at 4:14 PM UTC
Bradley
Florida Man
[my infernally top-secret etiology]
cognac is for old homosexuals