In all seriousness though...

1. 2017-06-21 at 1:03 AM UTC

   #221
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Phoenix I know which of the two I'd prefer.

   
   I know you want to live in mexico don't lie to me bb.
2. 2017-06-21 at 1:04 AM UTC

   #222
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice See? Passively attractive women on this board have a terrible effect on many of you. I don't even care about their gender because I've transcended such petty animalistic matters.

   
   That's the joke you aütismo
3. 2017-06-21 at 1:06 AM UTC

   #223
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'm going to tie you up and rape you.

   
   Sorry a user has already been chosen. But I'll fight you to keep him. Hoe.
4. 2017-06-21 at 1:07 AM UTC

   #224
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice See? Passively attractive women on this board have a terrible effect on many of you. I don't even care about their gender because I've transcended such petty animalistic matters.

   
   U da man doe
5. 2017-06-21 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #225
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou Sorry a user has already been chosen. But I'll fight you to keep him. Hoe.

   
   I'll kill you.
6. 2017-06-21 at 1:18 AM UTC

   #226
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ZツK I know you want to live in mexico don't lie to me bb.

   
   Only if you're there to keep me safe. Mexicans are scary.
7. 2017-06-21 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #227
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll kill you.

   
   What happens after that? You take green from me? Hell naw. You don't even know how Bruce Lee I am yet.
8. 2017-06-21 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #228
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinkou What happens after that? You take green from me? Hell naw. You don't even know how Bruce Lee I am yet.

   
   Then I'll run away with you and make you my corpse bride.
9. 2017-06-21 at 2:47 AM UTC

   #229
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ew
10. 2017-06-21 at 2:47 AM UTC

    #230
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Malice See? Passably attractive women on this board have a terrible effect on many of you. I don't even care about their gender because I've transcended such petty animalistic matters.
    
    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-06-21T01:27:40.529174+00:00

    
    Wow.
11. 2017-06-21 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #231
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Phoenix Only if you're there to keep me safe. Mexicans are scary.

    
    No!! Mexico is the Trianglist promised land.. We must get married here!!! <3
    
    
12. 2017-06-21 at 4:15 AM UTC

    #232
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Phoenix I puked on the deck and I have to clean it off without hoses within the next couple hours. I'm also bored and lonely. I want a boyfriend. I am a hot fucking mess right now. Save me, someone. :(
    
    
    
    (I'm also an attention whore right now. And most of the time, really.)

    
    Phoenix, are you ill with a serious disease? If yes, I'm sorry for you. I'v noticed you made some comments in the past about puking. unless it's nerves. I suggest Bendryl or xanax (small doses) and maybe mylanta (personal experience)
13. 2017-06-21 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #233
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ZツK No!! Mexico is the Trianglist promised land.. We must get married here!!! <3
    
    

    
    That's so awesome. didn't they recently find something almost identical to the egyption sarcaphagus in a mexico pyramid.
    
    
    2 cultures build step pyramids similar to one another (Egypt actually has ones very close that are smaller then the great pyramids) with the same style sarcaphagus holding mummified rulers in them in secrete passage ways
14. 2017-06-21 at 4:20 AM UTC

    #234
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh and I think they found one in the UK as well. but it was buried with earth
15. 2017-06-21 at 4:20 AM UTC

    #235
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 (personal experience)

    
    you've been through HRT too? that explains a lot, actually
16. 2017-06-21 at 4:21 AM UTC

    #236
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Why don't we just use the ancient aliens to build trump's wall 👽
17. 2017-06-21 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #237
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra you've been through HRT too? that explains a lot, actually

    
    OK Dr Aldra. I had a peptic ulcer which required lidocane xanax or benedryl mylanta and usually tylonal
    
    Turned out my pancrease was on overdrive.. as well as the thyroid.
    
    Now go crunch numbers are get back to me
18. 2017-06-21 at 4:25 AM UTC

    #238
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Why don't we just use the ancient aliens to build trump's wall 👽

    
    Because normal people realize how important it is to have neighbors and in need we should be helping each other out.. though that being said, we need to keep jobs in this country in order to allow people to help themselves out as well
19. 2017-06-21 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #239
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 OK Dr Aldra. I had a peptic ulcer which required lidocane xanax or benedryl mylanta and usually tylonal
    
    Turned out my pancrease was on overdrive.. as well as the thyroid.
    
    Now go crunch numbers are get back to me

    
    I just crunched an 8 and a 2, and absolutely pulverised a 9
    
    what now?
    
    PS. none of those things are used to treat a stomach ulcer, they're for management of symptoms
    
    tell your pancreas to give it a rest
20. 2017-06-21 at 5 AM UTC

    #240
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Phoenix, are you ill with a serious disease? If yes, I'm sorry for you. I'v noticed you made some comments in the past about puking. unless it's nerves. I suggest Bendryl or xanax (small doses) and maybe mylanta (personal experience)

    
    No she just goes ham on the hooch sometimes, I'll always be there to hold her hair while she pukes and make sure shes okay, I always worry about her. She is probably better than me though and tells me to slow down... lol
    
    

    Originally posted by Phoenix I puked on the deck and I have to clean it off without hoses within the next couple hours. I'm also bored and lonely. I want a boyfriend. I am a hot fucking mess right now. Save me, someone. :(
    
    
    
    (I'm also an attention whore right now. And most of the time, really.)

    
    This picture, like all the ones of you is beyond my understanding of depth and complexity . I feel lucky to just exist alongside you.