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  1. #1
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    I just started using limewire and I was watching mostly lesbian porn. It's called Petra and Charlie. The cool thing about it was every few years I found versions that increased the length a minute or two (this increasing my length ;) until I finally found the full video. Here it is.

    https://m.tnaflix.com/lesbian-porn/Petra-and-Charlie-lezzing-it-up-with-strapon/video3734987
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I had illegal satellite when I was a kid and on summer vacation home alone I saw some pretty wild fetish porn

    I swear one of the channels had a live chat camgirl on the TV with comments coming in like FINGER YOURSELF in like 2003
  3. #3
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by Semiazas I just started using limewire and I was watching mostly lesbian porn. It's called Petra and Charlie. The cool thing about it was every few years I found versions that increased the length a minute or two (this increasing my length ;) until I finally found the full video. Here it is.

    https://m.tnaflix.com/lesbian-porn/Petra-and-Charlie-lezzing-it-up-with-strapon/video3734987

    Limewire is still around? Goddamn!

    First vid I remember is a vid of some chick shoving a big red dildo up her pussy.

    Never was able to find the vid again after the first time I saw it.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Meatspin
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  5. #5
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I'm not talking about porno with a bunch of faggot guys.
  6. #6
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Sneaking at night to watch my dad's hidden tapes lol. So much bush in the 80's you ain't seeing no labia, clit or nothing.... just hair 😂

    It was like a stealth mission and plus when you were done you'd have to rewind the tape back to the spot it was at when you popped it in.

    Good ol juvenile delinquent days 😂
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  7. #7
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I have no idea tbh. All ik is I managed not to watch it for two years when I was 21-23.
  8. #8
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I remember watching hentai and Euphoria stands out in my mind but it was rare, hard to find stuff that isn't crazy, it turns me off.
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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    what is euphoria?
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A blank vhs tape that had the movie 'Buttman Goes to Rio' dubbed onto it, written on the side in my dad's handwriting. I always found it funny that he didn't just label them something boring and less conspicuous like '4 hours of catholic sermons part 5.'

    6.1 out of 10 on imdb lol

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099196/
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    Garret
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    the carrot
  13. #13
    The parrot

    Polly want a cracker
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think I should get off her first.


    ..."You fucked a BIRD?"


    "Yes."
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    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Sneaking at night to watch my dad's hidden tapes lol. So much bush in the 80's you ain't seeing no labia, clit or nothing…. just hair 😂

    It was like a stealth mission and plus when you were done you'd have to rewind the tape back to the spot it was at when you popped it in.

    Good ol juvenile delinquent days 😂

    Actually the 80s was trim. the v shape or the straight path trim. the 70s was the hairy bush era.

    that trim got smaller and smaller until it went bald (probably 1990s)

    we looked at Oui magazines. Hustler had some nasty shit but Playboy had the funny articles. it was easy to walk into a 7-11 and grab a magazine and look at them until the guy at the counter yelled at you. at some point they started putting them behind the counter. I don't think it was ever legal to keep them up front with other magazines but clearly wasn't a law enforced. not in my hometown anyways.
  16. #16
    Jazz mags found laying around on the streets as a kid before the internet.
  17. #17
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jazz mags found laying around on the streets as a kid before the internet.

    do you remember those news paper bins of Strip Joints? We had them in San Francisco and Berkeley when I was a teen in the late 70s and 80s. some of them ran ads for escorts. and they would have women fully nude and spread

    nasty looking women too
  18. #18
    Instigator Space Nigga [the staring tame crusher]
    I got in trouble for looking at porn on the public libraries computer 1997? So ten or 11ish?

    Well not so much trouble...more of a telling off you had to sign in with a sheet to use the computers so they had the exact time and date of whoever was using it.

    I dont know why scat porn was unacceptable but this was the 90s so its probably different now.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    When I was about 11 or 12 living in mid 80s Britain porn wasn't easily accessible to an 11 year old. So when Madonna was all over the TV/news/etc for being in Playboy, I so badly wanted to see it but for a good 8 months I couldn't get it for shit. So when me and a couple of friends were riding down a country lane near where I grew up and we saw a load of junk in the bottom om the ditch beside the lane up ahead, we were extremely surprised as we got near, to see it was a huge pile of porn mags that had just been dumped in the ditch. It was like every Xmas come at once to an 11 year old. I was even more ecstatic when digging through these mags to see laying there the exact issue, the Madonna issue of playboy. I finally got to see it and to be honest it was a little let down that they were in black and white and you couldn't even see her minge coz of all the hair, lol.

    I had that mag under my bed for at least the next 5 years. It was the mid 80s, Madonna was fucking huge back then, everyone had a crush on her. But it was still her Like a Virgin/Borderline phase, when she was fucking gorgeous.


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  20. #20
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by NARCassist When I was about 11 or 12 living in mid 80s Britain porn wasn't easily accessible to an 11 year old. So when Madonna was all over the TV/news/etc for being in Playboy, I so badly wanted to see it but for a good 8 months I couldn't get it for shit. So when me and a couple of friends were riding down a country lane near where I grew up and we saw a load of junk in the bottom of the ditch beside the lane up ahead, we were extremely surprised as we got near, to see it was a huge pile of porn mags that had just been dumped in the ditch. It was like every Xmas come at once to an 11 year old. I was even more ecstatic when digging through these mags to see laying there the exact issue, the Madonna issue of playboy. I finally got to see it and to be honest it was a little let down that they were in black and white and you couldn't even see her minge coz of all the hair, lol.

    I had that mag under my bed for at least the next 5 years. It was the mid 80s, Madonna was fucking huge back then, everyone had a crush on her. But it was still her Like a Virgin/Borderline phase, when she was fucking gorgeous.


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