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Becoming an electrician.

  1. #1
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Hi there Space Niggas.

    I am currently in the process of becoming a Residential Electrician.

    Anything you guys think I should know before my first day on the job?

    Tips are greatly appreciated, thanks guys.
  2. #2
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    if you start with small electric shocks and gradually increase the voltage/amperage you will eventually be able to grab transmission lines barehanded
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  3. #3
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas if you start with small electric shocks and gradually increase the voltage/amperage you will eventually be able to grab transmission lines barehanded

    this is true. they stopped hanging people because they were hanging themselves and gradually increasing the height from which they dropped until their necks couldn't be broken. they stopped using firing squads because people were shooting themselves with progressively larger calibers. they stopped using the electric chair because they couldn't kill the average electrician. and now people are doing old timey mithridatism with sodium thiopental and such to avoid the lethal part of lethal injection, which is why there's been a rash of botched executions. they're trying to cover it up by blaming supply shortages but we all know the truth.

    they're gonna have to bring back the boats at this rate.
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  4. #4
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Elbow they stopped using the electric chair because they couldn't kill the average electrician.
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You are an agent of evil hawking devil juice to enslaved addicts

    https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2015/08/op-ed-how-i-gave-up-alternating-current/
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