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Pain au chocolat tricks you into thinking it's going to be tasty

  1. 2024-07-20 at 10:50 AM UTC
    #1
    Instigator Space Nigga [the staring tame crusher]
    But really it's disappointing,

    Disappointing on an annoying level cause you get drawn in with Crispy pastry and chocolate but it just tastes dry.

    And then before you realise you've ate the whole 8 pack and you didn't even enjoy it.
  2. 2024-07-20 at 2:31 PM UTC
    #2
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    what's pain au chocolat? Can we get more of a description of what your criticizing before you just lay into why you don't like it?
  3. 2024-07-20 at 2:43 PM UTC
    #3
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley what's pain au chocolat? Can we get more of a description of what your criticizing before you just lay into why you don't like it?

    like a croissant with chocolate in the middle
  4. 2024-07-20 at 2:50 PM UTC
    #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Love cheap rice in my chocolate
  5. 2024-07-20 at 4:41 PM UTC
    #5
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Originally posted by ner vegas like a croissant with chocolate in the middle

    oh that seems ok? why dones't op like that?
  6. 2024-07-20 at 5:28 PM UTC
    #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Because they're dry nigga open yo fucking eyes
  7. 2024-07-20 at 5:36 PM UTC
    #7
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    sorry i never had one. I've had croissants and i've had small bars of chocolate, they kinda sound delicious together.
  8. 2024-07-20 at 6:14 PM UTC
    #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I have seen these at the dollar store. They keep moving them closer and closer to the door I think because nobody buys them so they put them in places they think people will see and buy them.

    The problem with that is they keep moving them! I was thinking about buying them but they are no longer in the same place, and now after reading this thread I am certainly not going to go looking for them.

    They come in a foil pack, right? Let's hope they all go out of business and lose money and kill themselves and this subpar treat is forgotten about in the anals of history
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  9. 2024-07-20 at 6:19 PM UTC
    #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The eclair market will always be at a premium and can never be replaced by cheap substitutes (this is why I have been studying choux pastry for the past year, i'm going all in on eclairs now before it's too late)

    I was gonna make a thread about the newest trend; stuffed chocolate bars but i'll just post this viral BIG BUX $$$$ hint here. Everyone wants chunky stuffed bars right now;
    https://www.cnn.com/travel/dubai-viral-chocolate-bar-fix-hnk-spc/index.html
  10. 2024-07-20 at 8:14 PM UTC
    #10
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I heard people in dubai will pay you 325,000$ to have sex with a camel while a bunch of horny guys with oil money sit there going ooo ya i like that

    and then u go back to the hotel and fly back to the U.S. and go to college or some shit

    but I aint got a tiktok so I never like got to experience that
  11. 2024-07-20 at 8:20 PM UTC
    #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Imagine a stuffed Jaguar Cacao bar. Big $$$ folx

  12. 2024-07-20 at 8:25 PM UTC
    #12
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Imagine a chocolate covered jalepeno fresh out the freezer.
  13. 2024-07-20 at 8:32 PM UTC
    #13
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Cacao is raw chocolate not fake chocolate. people think it's not a chocolate bean. Carob is Fake Chocolate.
  14. 2024-07-20 at 8:33 PM UTC
    #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  15. 2024-07-20 at 8:36 PM UTC
    #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I want to open an exotic shoppe that sells mugs of medicinal bone broth ant venom tea, frothy jaguar chocolate and Mango Lassi pine colada flavor with organic bonemeal & 3 methyl methcathinone
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  16. 2024-07-20 at 8:39 PM UTC
    #16
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I want to open an exotic shoppe that sells mugs of medicinal bone broth ant venom tea, frothy jaguar chocolate and Mango Lassi pine colada flavor with organic bonemeal & 3 methyl methcathinone

    and baja blast
  17. 2024-07-20 at 9:06 PM UTC
    #17
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Have you tried eating it with good chocolate?
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