Honorable Lincoln, if you think juggling political debates is tough, try juggling three katanas! Samurai Sanjuro."
"Dear Abe, if you ever visit Japan, bring extra socks. Removing shoes before entering a house means a lot of foot exposure. Stay sharp, Samurai Kenji."
"Respected President, I hear you have a fondness for beards. In Japan, our tea ceremonies are so long, you might grow a second one before the tea is served! Yours in patience, Samurai Hiroshi."
"Honorable Lincoln, ever tried sushi? It's like our version of your 'honest meal'—raw, straightforward, and occasionally surprising! With culinary curiosity, Samurai Ichiro."
"Dear Mr. Lincoln, we samurais practice writing poetry called haiku. It's a lot like your speeches, but with fewer words and more nature references. Respectfully, Samurai Yuki."
"Great Emancipator, I hear you enjoy storytelling. In Japan, we have Noh theater—it's like your political debates but with masks and more dramatic pauses. With admiration, Samurai Jiro."
"Honorable Abe, our armor is so heavy that it doubles as a workout. You could say we're the original fitness enthusiasts. Keep strong, Samurai Takashi."
"Dear Lincoln, if you ever spar with a samurai, remember: it's all fun and games until someone unsheathes a katana! With a bow, Samurai Akira."
Originally posted by Bradley
i saw that movie the last samurai when I was in high school I borrowed it from this guy named Panky and I liked it a lot.
a schizophrenic dude lent me his copy while i was in the loonie bin (hehe) for a sewercide attempt and wanted to meet up after we both got out so i could return it to him. i did not return it to him. tbh i dont think i even got his actual address, just the part of town he lived in, so idk what he was expecting. dude was funny tho. he bought a laptop at goodwill and was telling me about all the files the previous owner left on it, saying the previous owner worked for the cia. he thought the cia were evil, but the fbi were good, and they were locked in a kind of immortal struggle for control of the soul of american foreign policy (which he wanted the fbi to win because "america is the world's moral police force").
i live in canada. that's what total cultural victory looks like: when your country's delusional schizophrenics are talking about the US government's federal agencies.
I Heard abraham lincoln was LGBT Extra Friendly and had an extra special friend who his wife hated and wrote her family and friends bitching about.
It was like his personal assistant or personal advisor or some shit and the guy had no job duties, no responsibilities, didn't really have to do shit except stay with the 6'5 Lincoln all day and suck his lincoln log all night.
he emancipated the guys asshole even when the other guy didn't really wanna be fucked
He said "Jeffrey, you're going to either suck this dick for four score and seven years or I'm showing you the door and you can start your life without me. So what do you say Jeffrey is it the long cock bone or the long walk home?"
And then he said "You're so honest, Abe." and polished his dick WHILE HIS WIFE WAS FORCED TO WATCH FROM TEH WRITING DESK
