Joe Biden deathly Ill contracting Covid

1. 2024-07-18 at 12:57 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   A perfect way to get rid of him without the embarrassment of having him step down...dems can be smart, sometimes.
2. 2024-07-18 at 1:40 PM UTC

   #22
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Imagine being a victim of covid & the leader of an entire country.

   
   LMAO REAL
3. 2024-07-18 at 1:57 PM UTC

   #23
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A perfect way to get rid of him without the embarrassment of having him step down…dems can be smart, sometimes.

   
   Way better than him falling down the airplane stairway and breaking his neck.
4. 2024-07-18 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #24
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   covid is now the go-to excuse for politicians and public figures to avoid doing somwthing or going some places;
5. 2024-07-18 at 4:39 PM UTC

   #25
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   I never officially had Covid but in September of 2019 I was sick on and off for 6-7 weeks and all the Symptoms were Covid type before it "Officially existed".
   
   What I find odd is I had noticed lots of Chinese in our neighborhood were wearing masks all the time and would cover their face when you walked past them.
   
   I couldn't cough. I had no pressure to cough. I finally placed my hand over my mouth and tried to build up pressure to cough out. I got a fever then it went away for a week and then came back and then went away and came back. this happened 3 or 4 times. I couldn't taste food. before I had a fever and started coughing I went to eat breakfast and it was tasteless. I tried to taste honey and it was just like oil. I grabbed some vanilla ice cream and it tasted like an ice cube. just water. they say that Covid may have started as early as May of 2019 but wasn't official till December of 2019 and didn't "Officially hit the USA until Feb or March" before Patient 0 (I think in Seattle) hit.
   
   I was sick until about late October and was tired for months after that. Being that I drove Uber and dropped off lots of locals to Cal in Berkeley that were Chinese I may have contracted it.
   
   LOL I may have been the official Patient 0
6. 2024-07-18 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #26
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I never officially had Covid but in September of 2019 I was sick on and off for 6-7 weeks and all the Symptoms were Covid type before it "Officially existed".

   
   serial number 00004, impressive.
7. 2024-07-18 at 4:44 PM UTC

   #27
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   I don't know if I had it but anything is possible. fucked my lungs up more then they already were. felt like a giant rubber band over my chest.
8. 2024-07-18 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #28
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny LOL I may have been the official Patient 0

   
   You should have reported yourself to the authorities.
9. 2024-07-18 at 7:51 PM UTC

   #29
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I'm cooking up a new strain analog of covid in my basement. Gonna start swabbing it on public doorknobs next week
10. 2024-07-18 at 8:43 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm cooking up a new strain analog of covid in my basement.

    
    In your unwashed crotch more likely...