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Can't eat spaghetti

  1. #1
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I could never wrap it around my fork properly and it'd end up on my face. Idk if it's delayed motor function or dyspraxia but now I know I'm not the only one. To this day I won't eat it in front of people and am lucky I've never been served it at weddings.

    https://portlandpress.com/biochemist/article/44/4/19/231654/Dyspraxia-amp-why-I-can-t-eat-spaghetti
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  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    'Real. it's all about teh sauce to noodle ratio, if it's off by even a little it basically becomes impossible to eat.

    I don't know the exact ratio, I tend to eyeball it but you definitely want 'more sauce' than pasta (but what that means can change depending on the thickness of the sauce), more pasta than sauce is bad, but too much sauce and you start getting other problems.

    This is why burnt suicide sketti is the best
  3. #3
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I want a drivers license because my family are pressuring me but walking into ongoing traffic is something I occasionally do as well.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Have you tried eating it with a knife and a fork?

  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I want a drivers license because my family are pressuring me but walking into ongoing traffic is something I occasionally do as well.

    Do you wanna hang out one of these days? Either virtually or in real life? I feel like we really connected two years ago and could potentially again.
  6. #6
    Slurp each noodle up separately. Give it that little flick and tilt of the head after each one.
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