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ITT I give you advice you should already know based on limited knowledge of your personal life.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Who is first
  2. #2
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I'll take some advice, can't hurt
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    I think you should get neutered or a vasectomy whatever they call it.
  4. #4
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    That's very generous of you, what is my advice?
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    Stop repeating yourself to retards.
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  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I got 1 blunt left and 2 hours till i have to shower and go to work, my crystal balls aren't gonna be getting rubbed forever, come get your free life advice now!
  7. #7
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Bradley Stop repeating yourself to retards.

    You are right.
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    I will now begin praying and giving random life advice to members who haven't expressed an interest in receiving my blessed readings.
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    CandyRein, I think you should have an affair with another white man. Maybe me or someone like me and by like me I mean white.

    Aldra, I Think you should begin where sophie left off and explore explosives chiefly those most dangerous ones.

    Kafka, I think you should rest in peace.

    WellHung, stop taking pictures of your shit and sending them to grown ass men you nasty ugly fat fuck.

    Donald Trump, I think you should avoid hanging out with pedophiles who will obsess over you like your name is Luciano lol

    Wariat, I think you need to be more aggressive in how you talk to young women and kinda like demonstrate how you are a strong, beta male especially when they're alone.

    Scron, Stop playing children's video games on a family server while you pursue a heterosexual lifestyle with a fat guy in girl's pajamas
  10. #10
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    solid advice in this thread
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    I think you, CGC, should post more about yourself and allow others to grow to know you better so we can better connect with you.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Paul Wozny, Pete Green, Quick Mix Ready, BeighWarlock, the pedophile I knew in prison, I think you should really, really focus on studying on modern conspiracy theories instead of focusing on things that happened 20 years ago (Jeff hunter, 9/11, the molestations that sent you to prison in Wisconsin, and Totse) and focus on some new shit, you're getting old and gonna die soon bro get with the times they'll be a lot more enjoyable while you live in the past reminescing, you can do that when you're dead soon.
  13. #13
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I think you should get neutered or a vasectomy whatever they call it.

    Not bad I guess, I already got one kid that's grown and don't want anymore currently. That could change if I got me a good woman but who TF am I kidding 🤣
  14. #14
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley I think you, CGC, should post more about yourself and allow others to grow to know you better so we can better connect with you.

    lol
  15. #15
    Yeah.
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Vox Yeah.

    I think you should get 2 high class prostitutes and a bottle of champagne. Do blow off of their butt crack and enjoy yourself. Lighten up a bit and enjoy your own youthful vigor while you still have it.

    Great necrobump.
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    Originally posted by Bradley I think you should get 2 high class prostitutes and a bottle of champagne. Do blow off of their butt crack and enjoy yourself. Lighten up a bit and enjoy your own youthful vigor while you still have it.

    Great necrobump.

    I seen it in a screenshot and searched it up.

    Good advice though, I care way too much about shit when no one else gives a fuck.

    Maybe I’ll just go on a bro cruise and be hammered for 9 days straight
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    My nigger.
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    Originally posted by Vox I seen it in a screenshot and searched it up.

    Good advice though, I care way too much about shit when no one else gives a fuck.

    Maybe I’ll just go on a bro cruise and be hammered for 9 days straight

    Don’t forget the prostitutes
  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by frala Don’t forget the prostitutes

    I see you having a bit of stress and hassle before you, but when it's over you will feel a great sense of relief. Your life will continuously grow but there will be minor bumps in the road. Overall your path will lead you to a happier fuller life, devoid of deep sadness or unhappiness.
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