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  1. #1
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    ✊🤩🔥⚡ bullet dodger 🎯 git gud 💲💲💲 MAGA 2024 💲💲💲
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  2. #2
    Crispy African Astronaut
    Well you dont get one biggie
  3. #3
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    bulletproof tan
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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Donald "Vote from the Rooftops" Trump
  5. #5
    Zyklon Don
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    .
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    XL Misogyny
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  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    LARGE N IN CHARGE
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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    A Good Friend of BradleyB.
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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    PALE NIGGER SUPREMACIST
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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    big orange menace
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    didn't dodhe it though still got hit
  13. #13
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood didn't dodhe it though still got hit

    Still standing bro
  14. #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Talking points for Bidens next debate

    "If your head wasn't as small as your hands we wouldn't be having this debate right now, and America would be a lot better off"

    "I heard Trump was shot in the ear, but knowing him, he probably thinks it was just fake news. 'I didn’t get shot, I just had a bad earpiece!'"

    "Trump got shot in the ear and still managed to pump his fist and say 'Fight!' If only he could’ve shown that kind of resilience when it came to listening to scientists during the pandemic."
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    Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Talking points for Bidens next debate

    "If your head wasn't as small as your hands we wouldn't be having this debate right now, and America would be a lot better off"

    "I heard Trump was shot in the ear, but knowing him, he probably thinks it was just fake news. 'I didn’t get shot, I just had a bad earpiece!'"

    "Trump got shot in the ear and still managed to pump his fist and say 'Fight!' If only he could’ve shown that kind of resilience when it came to listening to scientists during the pandemic."
    The only thing that he would get out is shit about dating trump or a fuckload of stuttering. He can barely say a single sentence
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    CAn jAmerica just be single for awhile?
  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I learned a lot, folks. And I learned that it makes a difference. This was the campaign rally area, and I was one of the attendees. And it wasn’t allowed to – it was a big rally. And if you got too close, you landed on the media pit over there.

    And Trump was a big figure. And he ran a big show. And back in those days – to show how things have changed – one of the things you had to use, if you were a candidate, was a teleprompter. And so he was up on the stage and wouldn’t listen to the teleprompter. I said, ‘Hey, Don, you! Stick to the script, or I’ll come up and help you out.’

    Well, he kept going, and he said, ‘I’ll do it my way.’ My car this – it was mostly, these were all public events behind us. My car – there was a barricade here. I parked my car outside the barricade. And I – and suddenly, shots rang out. Someone said, ‘I’ll be waiting for you.’

    He was waiting for Trump with an AR-15, not a joke. There was a guy named Secret Service Sam, the best in the business. And I said, ‘What are we gonna do?’ And he said, ‘Come down here, in the basement, where the security team is.’ You know the chain, there used to be a chain that went across the stage. And he cut off a six-foot length of chain and folded it up. And he said, ‘You walk out with that chain, and you walk to the motorcade and say, ‘You may shoot me, man, but I’m gonna wrap this chain around your head.’

    I said, ‘You’re kidding me.’ He said, ‘No, if you don’t, don’t come back.’ And he was right. So I walked out with the chain. And I walked up to the stage. And in those days, you remember the AR-15s, you had to clean 'em, keep ‘em ready, keep ‘em in good condition?

    And I looked at Trump, but I was smart then. I said, ‘First of all,’ I said, ‘when I tell you to stick to the script, you stick to the script, and I’ll back you up again, but I shouldn’t have called you unprepared, and I apologize for that. I apologize.’

    But I didn’t know that apology was gonna work. He said, ‘You apologize to me?’ I said, ‘I apologize but not for trying to help you out, but I apologize for what I said.’ He said, ‘OK,’ closed that wound, and my heart began to beat again.
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    Grocery getta
  19. #19
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy The only thing that he would get out is shit about dating trump or a fuckload of stuttering. He can barely say a single sentence

  20. #20
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    teflon don.

    not even bullerts.
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