I went on a drive today

1. 2017-06-20 at 11:54 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   and I sat across the parking lot while smoking a cigarette. I couldn't be caught smoking by the Run-DMV building.
2. 2017-06-20 at 11:57 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Today I went out to the shade under the trees and smoked a joint
3. 2017-06-20 at 11:59 PM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Is this the first time you've been out of the house since going crazy?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2017-06-20 at 11:59 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The only thing you ride is cock.
5. 2017-06-21 at 2:39 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   No, you're just conditioned to think things like whaa-
6. 2017-06-21 at 3:47 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I drove through Berkeley.
   
   Summer extension classes with kids walking aimlessly not watching where they're going while talking on their cell phones. Don't worry about walking out onto Shattuck while yapping on your phone or anything. It's not like AC Transit isn't barreling down the street. So close.. so so close. I waiting to see this guy get pinned
7. 2017-06-21 at 4:06 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I went for a walk and then got caught in a dust storm and every time I tried to cross the road these assholes in vehicles blocked my way so I had a fantasy of me on horseback with two automatic rifles going into oncoming traffic and mowing them all down, 10,000 round of ammo saddled up on my horse so I can reload until the sun goes down and clear all these fuckers out of my way.
8. 2017-06-21 at 4:08 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ZツK I went for a walk and then got caught in a dust storm and every time I tried to cross the road these assholes in vehicles blocked my way so I had a fantasy of me on horseback with two automatic rifles going into oncoming traffic and mowing them all down, 10,000 round of ammo saddled up on my horse so I can reload until the sun goes down and clear all these fuckers out of my way.

   
   That's a pretty sweet fantasy. I want a fantasy like that, but with death rays or a heart attack gun
9. 2017-06-21 at 4:09 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 That's a pretty sweet fantasy. I want a fantasy like that, but with death rays or a heart attack gun

   
   Aum Shinkrikyo!! Master Shoko Asahara is an elder trianglist BUST HIM OUTTA JAPANESE PRISON!!
10. 2017-06-21 at 5:08 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ZツK Aum Shinkrikyo!! Master Shoko Asahara is an elder trianglist BUST HIM OUTTA JAPANESE PRISON!!

    
    I can't even get my large hands in between the motor & firewall on their cars.
    I'm sure an escape rout through their tiny sewer systems would be like trying to stuff a bathtowel down a sinks drain
11. 2017-06-21 at 7:31 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I can't even get my large hands in between the motor & firewall on their cars.
    I'm sure an escape rout through their tiny sewer systems would be like trying to stuff a bathtowel down a sinks drain

    
    
12. 2017-06-21 at 10:21 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I went on a lot of drives. Every day. I steal hits off my dads cigarettes and I drink about 10-12 cups of coffee each day yet I still nearly fall asleep at the wheel each day. -_-
13. 2017-06-21 at 8:45 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ZツK

    
    That reminds me to watch the new King Kong film
    
    they mutated him to proper size for the equal to Gawzilwa
    
    "LET THEM FIGHT"
14. 2017-06-21 at 9:11 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by ZツK I went for a walk and then got caught in a dust storm and every time I tried to cross the road these assholes in vehicles blocked my way so I had a fantasy of me on horseback with two automatic rifles going into oncoming traffic and mowing them all down, 10,000 round of ammo saddled up on my horse so I can reload until the sun goes down and clear all these fuckers out of my way.

    
    make sure you change the barrel every 1500 rounds.
15. 2017-06-21 at 9:21 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole