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Slurp your eyes out

  1. #1
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Wow i hate kids, if she’s here tomorrow im leaving. Ill walk the 388 hours, i wont be here. Id rather die than live like this
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    the 388 hours where? That's a long way to walk, you'd be about 1100 miles away.
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man


    Highly relevant.
  4. #4
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Bradley the 388 hours where? That's a long way to walk, you'd be about 1100 miles away.
    Idk, i just wana be away from here
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    put on some headphones and play a game. Install that graveyard game
  6. #6
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Too loud
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    ah i'm sorry crisper how long u gotta hang out there?
  8. #8
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    1-3 years, one if im lucky and can get emancipated
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    I don't think you're going to get emancipated and I don't think you really want to, it's not an easy life being 16 on your own.
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    I know 1 girl who got emancipated but she just lived with her boyfriends family when she got to move out of her home and her home was like way worse than yours (Trailer that was falling apart) and her boyfriends family was a lot better off compared
  11. #11
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Its not bad, i just dont wana be here
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    I knew this girl named Mia who was a big slurper. She was an eater, a slurper, a knob polisher, bro sometimes she'd get off work, drink a whole Budweiser tall boy, I would just stand up and she would smile and I was like wow.
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    *Unfortunately I can't contact her until December 28th, 2026 lol
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