Some guy offered to pick me up from my house and bring me to the theme park, what should I do?

1. 2024-07-13 at 5:41 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I am so. so. scared.
   
   
2. 2024-07-13 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Remove all the seals off the lubricant bottles
3. 2024-07-13 at 5:47 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm now bent over the bed and my anus is lubed and has my biggest dildo (the Conglo-lator) in it. I'm all stretched out totse, what do I do now?
4. 2024-07-13 at 5:49 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The Cingo-lator is big black and massive, but it's made of plastic! What happens if the chemicals in the plastic makes me turn gay you guys? We all know how permeable those anal membranes are.
5. 2024-07-13 at 5:50 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't want Xeno-estrogens in my body, just natural products. Come and save me, please!
6. 2024-07-13 at 5:55 PM UTC

   #6
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   THE BUTTPLUG oF DOOM is bigger
   
7. 2024-07-13 at 5:56 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood THE BUTTPLUG oF DOOM is bigger
   

   
   Lesson is don't leave jedis in charge of you Christmas festivities.
   
   "Oy vey, it looks like a christmas tree to me goyim, lol. Now lets go murder some brown 4 year old children"
   
   Why are Christians so dumb they keep falling for that?