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Bored. Nightlife is Fucking Weird

  1. #1
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    there is some gay event (literally) at the DNA lounge in San Francisco called Mortified where people tell their stories where they're mortified by an event that once took place in their lonely life

    and then there is a concert at 925 Gilman which is a Punk club in Berkeley that bands go to become known. not a punk band tonight.

    what's to do. nothing. I should go ride my motorcycle and get some more road grind in my eyes like I did last night. things are still itchy like I got fiberglass insulation stuck in them.

    I have no where to go. Gigi thinks were too old for nightlife. and the latest films are REALLY FUCKING STUPID lately. like they ran out of ideas. I haven't seen a decent film in several years now.

    you people are in your 30s and stay home a lot. why is that? go out and do something fun.

    I should try a prostitute for the first time in my life. what does that cost?
  2. #2
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Folx?
  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I wanted to buy booze but the stores don't sell it yet . Tomorrow I will buy beer at a bodega for the first time legally in my life
  4. #4
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I wanted to buy booze but the stores don't sell it yet . Tomorrow I will buy beer at a bodega for the first time legally in my life

    ? I thought this was Scron. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ummmmmm
  6. #6
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ummmmmm

    scron is not turning 21. scron is like 30-35

    WHO THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS, PAL
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The drinking age isn't 21 everywhere on the planet you braindead retard

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ontario-alcohol-beer-wine-grovery-store-supermarket-sales-1.7261181

    ew Ontario grocery stores sign on to Doug Ford's booze sale plan
    While 3,068 convenience stores now hold licences to sell alcohol, only 37 grocery stores are approved so far
    Mike Crawley · CBC News · Posted: Jul 12, 2024 4:00 AM EDT | Last Updated: July 12
    A white-haired man seen through racks carrying bottles of wine at a convenience store.
    New figures provided by the Ministry of Finance show that just 37 of the roughly 2,000 eligible grocery stores in Ontario have received a new licence to start selling beer, wine and ready-to-drink cocktails this fall. (Alex Lupul/CBC)
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    Premier Doug Ford's highly touted plan to boost the number of places where Ontarians can buy booze is drawing little interest from grocery stores.

    Three weeks after applications opened, just 37 grocery stores have received approval from the Alcohol and Gaming Commission of Ontario for the new licence to start selling beer, wine and ready-to-drink cocktails, according to fresh figures provided by the Ministry of Finance.

    That's about two per cent of the roughly 2,000 grocery stores in Ontario that aren't already licensed to sell beer and wine.

    Contrast that with the 3,068 convenience stores that have been granted licences in the three weeks since applications opened. That's more than 40 per cent of the convenience stores in the province.

    Under the government's plan, grocery stores that want to sell alcoholic beverages will be obligated to accept returns of empty beer cans and wine bottles.
    Grocers concerned about accepting empty returns

    Convenience stores don't face the same obligation, and that discrepancy is why so few grocery stores are signing up, says Gary Sands, senior vice-president of the Canadian Federation of Independent Grocers.
    Shoppers pass beer on grocery store shelves.
    Grocery stores of 4,000 square feet or more will be required to accept returns of empty alcohol cans and bottles as a condition of their licence to sell beer, wine and ready-to-drink cocktails. An official representing independent grocers says that condition is why so few grocers are signing up. (Nathan Denette/The Canadian Press)

    "We want to sell beer and wine," Sands said in an interview. "But many, many, many [grocers] are simply not going to go near the application process unless or until the recycling component is rethought."

    Sands says grocers have concerns about the cost, space and hygiene implications of having to accept empty returns.

    Alcohol sales coming to Ontario corner stores by September

    "For many of the independents, they're making a choice and they're choosing not to take up the application process to get a licence," he said.

    Sands says the small number of grocery stores that have shown interest in applying should send a message to the government that it needs to revisit the plan.

    Convenience stores that obtain a licence will be allowed to starting selling alcohol from Sept. 5, while newly licensed grocery stores can't start selling until Oct. 31.

    "Grocery and big-box stores have 112 days to apply for a licence from the AGCO to begin selling beer, cider, wine and ready-to-drink beverages," said Colin Blachar, press secretary for Finance Minister Peter Bethlenfalvy, in a statement.
    WATCH | How the LCBO brings in $2.5 billion for Ontario annually:
    Here’s how the LCBO brings in $2.5 billion for Ontario annually
    1 day ago
    Duration 3:40
    The LCBO earns nearly 80 per cent of its revenue from its retail outlets, all currently closed by strike, the corporation’s latest annual report shows. CBC’s Mike Crawley breaks down how the LCBO currently turns a profit and how things are expected to change with the Ford government's reforms — including the premier’s plan to sell select alcohol in Ontario convenience and grocery stores.

    "As the first segment of the market to be expanded, we are pleased that so many convenience stores are gearing up to provide people with more choice," Blachar added.
    Just 7 new grocery stores approved in 5 largest cities

    According to data on the AGCO website, there have been only seven grocery stores approved for an alcohol retail licence in Ontario's five largest cities: two in Toronto, three in Mississauga, two in Brampton, and none in Ottawa or Hamilton.

    Yet in those same cities, hundreds of convenience stores have been approved, as of Thursday, July 11:

    Toronto: 193.
  8. #8
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    OK it's 19. you're not 19 years old let alone 21. You're 30ish (assuming you were scron)

    fuck the hell off you piece of shit
  9. #9
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    scron is my little pizza buddy. we were going to run a pizza joint in NYC but then I came to realize I would be harboring an illegal undocumented Canadian boi. so I told him no dice.

    plus NYC has slid back to its shitty WARRIORS days. crime everywhere
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  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    If any Bologna heads come into my pie shop causinf a ruckus I'll slam a metal pizza paddle on the counter and yell HEY HEY !!!! ORDER A PIE OR GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE YOU DAMN HOOLIGANS I"LL TURN YOU UPSIDE DOWN AND STICK YOU IN THE MARINARA SAUCE!!! and i'll have a reputation for being a hardass with a heart of gold like when people buy a slice for a homeless person and I say HEY HEY YOU GOTTA GET A CAN OF COKE WITH THAT but I still charge them a normal price for it all and make sure the debit machine has a long menu to get past the "TIP %" screen
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  11. #11
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I'd slide the metal gate shut like in a Mafia movie and we would go to town on Motha Fuckas just loitering. Shit gets real.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Me and ugly fat girls never get along
  13. #13
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    https://youtube.com/shorts/NxTE54qAMAU?si=_5hwi3pkHLOTDu93
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