2024-07-12 at 2:52 PM UTC
I had two people eat my booty in my life and neither time did I enjoy it. I've had many people ask me to and I say no because it goes against my religion (it doesn't actually but I Just use that as an excuse)
like woah bud I can go ass to mouth to ass to mouth on you (another man) no problem but when it comes to putting my mouth on your ass the Alfather says its a no no sorry
2024-07-12 at 2:53 PM UTC
I can't wait to be off house arrest me and my big Weiner are gonna have so much fun tbh
2024-07-12 at 2:56 PM UTC
breadley, why dont you lick his ass.
maybe warriat would enjoy it and stop interferring with 14 year olds to lick his ass.
think of all the uppity ukrainina and polish 14 year olds you can save.
2024-07-12 at 2:58 PM UTC
it's against my faith, sorry.
2024-07-12 at 3:13 PM UTC
jesus died on the cross for your sins,
the least you could do is lick asses for their safety
2024-07-12 at 3:24 PM UTC
I had an ftm tranny lick my ass once
she looked like a dude and I was on a lot of drugs/booze, I didn't enjoy it. It was really gnarly too because we did it in a barn on top of straw. It was one of the worst sex experiences of my life
I woke up the next day extremely hung over, full of shame and still had straw in my underwear.
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2024-07-12 at 5:40 PM UTC
I kinda think it's kinda hot when girls look like Justin Bieber, but they normally only go for other women at that point.
2024-07-12 at 11:05 PM UTC
I love a hot plain Jane looking chick with little small tits on her
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2024-07-12 at 11:06 PM UTC
Bro you're 53 years old, I think your small perky tits days are over, grandpa.
2024-07-12 at 11:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
Bro you're 53 years old, I think your small perky tits days are over, grandpa.
Behave, I got a good 10 years left in me yet
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2024-07-12 at 11:11 PM UTC
Can't beat small perky tits, even when you're 51 they still look just as good
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2024-07-12 at 11:25 PM UTC
Do you take Viagra to get hard or are you able to do it naturally still?
2024-07-12 at 11:26 PM UTC
I ask old men this (No homo) cuz sometimes I Wonder if I'm getting old. When I'm really shitty drunk I can't get hard and that scares me because that's often how I am when I am in prime butthole pumping opportunity and I be so drunk (not black out but wasted) and I cna't get hard sometimes and I think mane what the fuck am I gonna do when I"m sober and can't get hard either.
2024-07-12 at 11:48 PM UTC
No that shits all in the head, you're just getting brewers droop, but if you keep drinking and getting that eventually it'll get into your head and you'll headfuck yourself into Mr Floppy. Its like premature Jacks, that's all in the breathing. Millions of guys the world over never even occurs to them.
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2024-07-12 at 11:49 PM UTC
ya I think i get it in my head when I"m really drunk that I cna't get hard and that's why I sometimes can't
2024-07-12 at 11:50 PM UTC
My friend Wozny is a bad friend he tells me to get on CIalis and won't even mail me a couple to try.
