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  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    one of your loved ones was going through their computer and they're like oh wow he was very active on this forum, 26,000 posts. I can remember my son by reading these posts.

    And it's all shit about dicks, and anal sex, and being mean to people, and talking about the jedis and butts.

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  2. #2
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    why aren't you in class? oh is it summer break?
  3. #3
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    imagine getting ur ass licked by a 16 yr old.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny why aren't you in class? oh is it summer break?

    I"m actually in class right now but I have such a high grades and did so much extra credit that I"m not really paying attention. Also they're discussing the Millgram experiment which I am extremely well versed on focusing on communications and perception. I could literally teach this subject.
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    I know this is hard to believe but I am a very good student lol
  6. #6
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    (rolls eyes)
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    rolls eyes at what bro? You don't believe me?
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man

    good anime pictures
  9. #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    my parents think this is some anti christian suicide cult for IRL trolls that call the cops on people (and they are right)

    my mom follows me on twitter. I remember telling my parents about the wild stuff I was reading on 4chan when I was a teenager about the NSA and shit which 4chan turned out to be 100% correct in all of this shit, except my mom only believes in Qanon because lol PARENTS JUST DON"T GET IT MAN.

    but yeah they wouldn't be too surprised. They know way more dark fucked up shit about me that nobody on the internet or even my GF knows, things i've never posted anywhere.
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  10. #10
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my parents think this is some anti christian suicide cult for IRL trolls that call the cops on people (and they are right)

    my mom follows me on twitter. I remember telling my parents about the wild stuff I was reading on 4chan when I was a teenager about the NSA and shit which 4chan turned out to be 100% correct in all of this shit, except my mom only believes in Qanon because lol PARENTS JUST DON"T GET IT MAN.

    but yeah they wouldn't be too surprised. They know way more dark fucked up shit about me that nobody on the internet or even my GF knows, things i've never posted anywhere.

    post nudes of your Mum
  11. #11
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny post nudes of your Mum

    here's a pic from her christiansingles/com profile. Are you MAN enough to tame her? I don't think so. Most EVIL MEN out there aren't classy enough for my mom, and she taught me what a real man should be and how they should treat a lady so I know YOU AIn"T IT you fucking MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING boomer

  12. #12
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood here's a pic from her christiansingles/com profile. Are you MAN enough to tame her? I don't think so. Most EVIL MEN out there aren't classy enough for my mom, and she taught me what a real man should be and how they should treat a lady so I know YOU AIn"T IT you fucking MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING boomer


    IM NOT A BOOMER. I'm a GenX you tard.

    Boomers are pushing 80 right now. I thought someone said this was Kafka or some shit. or maybe it was DTE. this isn't your momma.
  13. #13
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Donald Trump was born in 1946= BOOMER. first year.

    though some would argue that 1943 was since it was the first year Soldiers Returned from WWII for their year of active duty.
  14. #14
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Warcry imagine getting ur ass licked by a 16 yr old.
    Imagine it’s teeth touching your balls as it licks
  15. #15
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    imagine the most amusing moment that her Father comes in and he's an American and 16 isn't the Norm in his eyes nor heart let alone ass licking and drives a lounge chair through pedo's thick skull.
  16. #16
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    16 is age of consent in many states, get a job biggie
  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny IM NOT A BOOMER. I'm a GenX you tard.

    my mom was born in the 70s and was 18 years old when I was born so you're too old for her, buckoo
  18. #18
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my mom was born in the 70s and was 18 years old when I was born so you're too old for her, buckoo

    you're close to 40 you said. sounds like you're making shit up
  19. #19
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny you're close to 40 you said. sounds like you're making shit up
    Quiet down old man, take your schizo meds. Nobody wants to suck your old shrivelled up dick
  20. #20
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy Quiet down old man, take your schizo meds. Nobody wants to suck your old shrivelled up dick

    fuck out of here you little brat. the board said 18 and over

    Lanny is allowing you to Violate ToS
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