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I will now be accepting apologies for past wrongs committed by users of this forum.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Folks I am in a very forgiving mood today. I thus would like to offer you to the opportunity to offer me your apologies and I will weigh them on a case by case basis reflective of how sorry you are and how great the wrong was to me.

    This is an opportunity to wet the whistle and then dry it with your mouth, if you will. As long as I am the whistle, this may help your case and help me better move past what happened.

    I will start with a general apology to all of you, I am sorry I did not do this sooner.

    Now you, I have included a small template since I know many of you struggle with writing and literacy comprehension;

    I, (your name), am sorry to BradleyB93 for the following (summary of what you did wrong). I would like to be forgiven for this because I was wrong.

    Thank you,
    (Your name, same one you put before btw)
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    I didn’t do nuffin
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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Correct, ironically I have found ubiquitous kindness from every female member of this site. EXCEPT the underdeveloped Irish one, but you can't win everybody over I Guess. Very bizarre but y'all ladies are super nice to me pretty much across the board.

    Candy is a little mean too (at times) but I think I deserve (some of) it.
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    Maybe you should start a thank you letter thread you little bitch!
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I’m sorry Bradley, that I didn’t fuck you in the ass when I was still single and you asked for it. Now you’ll never get a taste of my black mamba and it’s copious venom. They say live life without regrets but I really don’t know how you’re supposed to get over that one.
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    Originally posted by Lanny I’m sorry Bradley, that I didn’t fuck you in the ass when I was still single and you asked for it. Now you’ll never get a taste of my black mamba and it’s copious venom. They say live life without regrets but I really don’t know how you’re supposed to get over that one.

    You have some REPRESSED GAY TENDENCIES and as someone who loves who dearly I just want you to know I support you fully and I’m down to watch
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by frala You have some REPRESSED GAY TENDENCIES and as someone who loves who dearly I just want you to know I support you fully and I’m down to watch

    Who loves who? And who’s on third?
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    Oops accidents

    Who loves *you
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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Originally posted by frala You have some REPRESSED GAY TENDENCIES and as someone who loves who dearly I just want you to know I support you fully and I’m down to watch

    So you guys gonna do some group sex with me? I was actually talking to Frala about this just the other day and she thought you wouldn't like it. I will fuck you int he ass LilSpory no problem
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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Originally posted by Lanny Who loves who? And who’s on third?

    I'll be on third, I'm excited.
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  11. #11
    Omg 😂
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bradley So you guys gonna do some group sex with me? I was actually talking to Frala about this just the other day and she thought you wouldn't like it. I will fuck you int he ass LilSpory no problem

    Brad, love you bud, but you and I both know you’d be the bottom in this little hypothetical. Don’t worry big boy, I’ll be gentle
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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I know you will, you're our gentle administrator after all. BTW I wanna pm u something
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    Elbow African Astronaut
    This is the most homosexual tension I've seen on the forum.

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    posting in a "Lanny the Tranny" thread

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery LANNY WAS A CROSSDRESSER, AND HE SAID IM AS MUCH A WOMAN AS LANNY.

    2001 THINKS IM SOME DUDE HE KNOWS AND NOW A PLUMP WOMAN AND ALSO A CIA FED AND LANNY'S NEIGHBOR AND OTHER STUFF. Y DO HE THINK TING

    thonk
  16. #16
    Crispy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Folks I am in a very forgiving mood today. I thus would like to offer you to the opportunity to offer me your apologies and I will weigh them on a case by case basis reflective of how sorry you are and how great the wrong was to me.

    This is an opportunity to wet the whistle and then dry it with your mouth, if you will. As long as I am the whistle, this may help your case and help me better move past what happened.

    I will start with a general apology to all of you, I am sorry I did not do this sooner.

    Now you, I have included a small template since I know many of you struggle with writing and literacy comprehension;

    I, (your name), am sorry to BradleyB93 for the following (summary of what you did wrong). I would like to be forgiven for this because I was wrong.

    Thank you,
    (Your name, same one you put before btw)
    Im sorry i was mean to you bradley
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