Cooking With ZylconB and BradleyB Show

1. 2016-11-11 at 9:02 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Due to popular demand, mostly just by Tortilla, I will be bringing back the cooking show that put Zoklet on the culinary map of foodies everywhere.
   
   You may remember me from such excellent dishes as:
   -Breaded Oysters and some other canned sea food I found in my mom's cupboard
   -A prison hook up I got way too drunk and kinda half fucked up and made too liquidy
   -Me chugging malt liquor and yelling at the birds outside her window that piss me off
   -The day my friend showed up and I just got really high and fucked up the hard boiled eggs
   -The perfect grilled cheese
   -Ham and cheese roll ups
   -Tacos on a budget (Spam and cheeze whiz)
   -Really making Banquet Meals 10/10 with fixins
   -Fucked up opinions about the world that I yell over the other commentators.
   -Some fucked up Polish Pizza thing
   
   I'm thinking we're going to start with breakfast items and then move onto other culinary delights.
   
   What time works best for everyone? I'm unemployed and live at my mom's house so any time during the day (When she's at work) works great for me.
   
   Thanks!
   Please post if you'd be interested in watching. It will be held in Tinychat.
2. 2016-11-11 at 11:32 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   huhuhuhuhhuhuhu look at the fag mommy hahahaha
3. 2016-11-12 at 12:55 PM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Any halal stuff? Thanks.
4. 2016-11-12 at 4:41 PM UTC

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   nonarky Houston
   hi
5. 2016-11-14 at 3 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I can cook Halal stuff, I was cool with some Lords in the joint. I don't really specifically buy Halal meat but I don't eat much pork or carrion. So that's not a problem.
   
   Missed you noNarky.
   
   @the lil mommy comment, I am a good wifey.
   
   So what times work for everyone, and specifically where is that gay sailor tortilla when we need him
6. 2016-11-14 at 3:02 PM UTC

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   antinatalism Tuskegee Airman
   what the fuck is a polish pizza
7. 2016-11-20 at 12:18 AM UTC

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   bling bling Dark Matter
   noob pole is sosage
8. 2016-11-20 at 12:47 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   3:30 am sounds like a reasonable time for your expected audience
9. 2016-11-20 at 2:06 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by antinatalism what the fuck is a polish pizza

   
   It's this weird bread thing with cheese and ketchup or some shit.
10. 2016-11-20 at 9:18 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    the polish pizza i made was:
    
    flat bread, ham slice, cheese, ketchup and onions
    
    flat bread swiss cheese, ketchup and mushrooms
    
    then you bake it with an underlying griddle of butter till it goldens like my cock when your mom pisses on it
11. 2016-11-20 at 9:23 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ketchup? On a pizza? GTFO
12. 2022-08-18 at 4:58 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Might bring this idea back
13. 2022-08-18 at 5:21 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    you should actually cook with zyklon b aka cyanide and then consume it
14. 2022-08-18 at 4:15 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Good one
15. 2024-07-11 at 8:12 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    God it was such a simpler time back then.