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Naturally Camouflaged
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Originally posted by jerryb
Here's some old man advice. If you have to beat a young guy with a stick or shoot them act all feeble when the police show up, if serious ask them to call an amberlamps because you may be having a heart attack. You have to play up the old frightened part, if your lucky you can smile at the youngster in court when he is charged with elder abuse.
Something I always forget is wearing a hat showing you where in the military. They have the tards trained to thank you for your service and sometimes you can get a free drink or meal. lol
Can't think of more right now because I'm old and getting senile, haha also a good one. When you forget to do something tell them you have a hard time remembering things lately when really you didn't want to do it or just to lazy.
Forgot to say but a lot of this advice can also be used by women.
You better off not saying a word to them. Get a lawyer and only speak to him about preparing your defense.
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Trump isn't actually a convicted felon yet. The jury does not render final judgement, only the sentencing judge does, at sentencing, and it looks like that sentencing won't happen.
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