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  1. Originally posted by Lanny Lanny you're like the bus everyone boards and gets off at a different time and destination

    On the London underground there's a stop/station called Cockfosters.

    When I took exwife there she burst out laughing on the tube and when I asked wtf she was doing she shouted 'LET ME FOSTER YOUR COCK'

    Fucking Americans.
  2. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Thinking about how I'm gonna end up banging that black coke dealer just because no one else is decent.
  3. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    mash was an interest, aldra has been a few months now thing

    get it rite hoe
  4. Originally posted by Dirtbag Thinking about how I'm gonna end up banging that black coke dealer just because no one else is decent.

    I'm thinking about you doing that too...thanks for the fapping scenario.
  5. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson On the London underground there's a stop/station called Cockfosters.

    When I took exwife there she burst out laughing on the tube and when I asked wtf she was doing she shouted 'LET ME FOSTER YOUR COCK'

    Fucking Americans.

    like cock the foster son.
  6. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll be waiting after he tires of you and casts you aside like an old shoe.

    you'll be waiting forever :p
  7. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Thinking about how I'm gonna end up banging that black coke dealer just because no one else is decent.

    officially dumped for degeneracy. not carrying my half celtic seed afterall.

    cokehead burner
  8. Originally posted by Kinks you'll be waiting forever :p

    ..I didn't say I wont be dick slappin others while I wait...
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Vinny would be staring at her tits all the time when he talks to her.

    Well wouldn't we all?


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  10. Originally posted by Kinks I am only 5'3.5" or so. fun sized. perhaps you are just imagining manly lol

    its not about your size.

    ladies dont ride bikes. or fire asssault rifles.
  11. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Vinny would be staring at her tits all the time when he talks to her.

    1- not vinny

    2- thats the only correct way to speak to women
  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Plus vinny only likes preteens…they're more his size and mental age.

    women dont mentally mature beyond the age of 12.

    an adult would not dump their used coffee dusts in the middle of the woods in the middle of the night like someone trying to get rid of her incestous baby,
  13. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Charles are you afraid of me? lol
  14. Originally posted by NARCassist Well wouldn't we all?


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    More so, if you were at eye level with the tits.
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ More so, if you were at eye level with the tits.

    Dunno bout you Speculum but my neck pivots, so do my eyeballs

    In fact being 6'2" I get an even better view down the cleavage


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  16. I'm not looking at your eyes, I'm looking at your tits.
  17. Originally posted by Kinks Charles are you afraid of me? lol

    nope.

    im 5'5''.
  18. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina im 5'5''.

    Fucking lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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