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  1. #1
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I just ordered a Ninja Foodi and it was pretty expensive.

    Why Now? FUCK!!

  2. #2
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    The pizza oven ninja makes great pizza 👌 my moms got one on the deck.
  3. #3
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator The pizza oven ninja makes great pizza 👌 my moms got one on the deck.

    They also have a 9 piece toaster that toasted each and every fucking piece equally the same (PERFECTION)

    not that I eat 9 pieces of toast but its good to know.
  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What is Ninja food?
  5. #5
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood What is Ninja food?

    mini air fry/toaster oven that cooks better than any other out there on the market. I watched multiple consumer test videos by different people. every single fucking time.

    Hamleton Beach is a piece of fucking shit. don't buy it.
  6. #6
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    It's like the george foreman of 2020s.

    But better.
  7. #7
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator It's like the george foreman of 2020s.

    But better.

    I never owned one of those. Why did they stop selling them. I guess burgers were just dry because you drain out all of the juice with the fat?

    the best way to combat that is to use it but put eggs and cracker crumbs in the ground meat with a dash of soy and a dash of westorsher and or dijon mustard.
  8. #8
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Im not a cook but I watch my girlfriend cook. i'm starting to learn. But I leave the stove top on by mistake like every other time. don't wanna burn the building down. I caused my kitchen to be torched way back in the 80s but I had the flu and went up stairs to answer the phone.. FLMAO left the oil heating on the stove and it boiled over and POOOF
    wall of smoke coming up the stairway
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