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  1. 2024-06-24 at 10:58 PM UTC
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    Enigma African Astronaut
  2. 2024-06-24 at 11:03 PM UTC
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    Enigma African Astronaut
    So today I consumed only 680 calories to start my diet today. I paired this delicious dinner with a nice cup of room temperature water.
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  3. 2024-06-24 at 11:04 PM UTC
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    Enigma African Astronaut
    I have gained about 40lb in one year so I am now curtailing this through massive dieting (<900 calories) program by not snacking .
  4. 2024-06-24 at 11:18 PM UTC
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    Crispy Houston
    I like you
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  5. 2024-06-25 at 1:19 AM UTC
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    TacoBell Yung Blood
    I bet your gonna b hungry
  6. 2024-06-25 at 1:44 AM UTC
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    harriettubman20 Yung Blood
    40 pounds in a year? What was your old diet, 3 pot roasts a day and never going to the bathroom??
  7. 2024-06-25 at 2:18 AM UTC
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    Incessant African Astronaut
    You’re not fat and you shouldn’t be taking nutritionist advice from a pro ana fetus.
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  8. 2024-06-25 at 3:50 AM UTC
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Eww, vegetables.
  9. 2024-06-25 at 3:51 AM UTC
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You're going to go on a 800 kcal diet? Good luck! I've been on a constant <250 kcal diet (minus the cheat days) for the past ~2 months now. It's tough but worth it.
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  10. 2024-06-25 at 12:29 PM UTC
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    Enigma African Astronaut
    Originally posted by TacoBell I bet your gonna b hungry

    Ya but it feels good like I am losing weight and getting back to where I want to be (very sexually attractive)

    Originally posted by harriettubman20 40 pounds in a year? What was your old diet, 3 pot roasts a day and never going to the bathroom??

    Well I am stuck inside the house so I do a lot of snacking and no walking. I know I could do push ups and squats and shit but I don't have any reason to lie, I don't. I just sit on the computer. This all started early November, I was in jail for 3 months, and then continued the last 4 1/2 months. Just constant snacking, munching, bored eating, and then when I do want to feel happy I eat until I am full like twice a day. While I don't eat like super bad for you foods I have been eating too much and that's reflected in my rising weight. I pretty much put on 20% of my body weight in 8 months.

    Originally posted by Incessant You’re not fat and you shouldn’t be taking nutritionist advice from a pro ana fetus.

    Awww you're sweet. When I have a six pack again you can run your tongue across them whenever you'd like (or more)



    Originally posted by Michael Myers Eww, vegetables.

    Ewww non arab Muslims residing in Europe.

    Originally posted by Michael Myers You're going to go on a 800 kcal diet? Good luck! I've been on a constant <250 kcal diet (minus the cheat days) for the past ~2 months now. It's tough but worth it.

    I don't understand what kcal means, I've seen it referenced instead of calories a couple of times but yeah right about that.

    It's easy to eat my fill of food when I focus on eating vegetables, some fruits, lean meats.

    Also I won't be having cheat days since eating ain't shit to me and if I were to have a cheat day I'd probably just practice bulimia rather than allowing it to set me back days or weeks to feel full on chicken cayabachi or w/e it was you splurged on.

    Never understood that shit, once you develop this mindset in earnest and really develop it it becomes hard to go and eat large meals. But people are built differently.

    If I am going to toil at something for weeks why would I set myself back weeks invalidating all that effort to have a "Cheat day." my nigga do you cheat at college too?

    lol either do something or don't do it, don't half-ass something and say "oh I'mma be a recovering alcoholic except my CHEAT DAYS" like bruh ur just cheating urself
  11. 2024-06-25 at 1:22 PM UTC
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Weren't you lifting weights? Isn't gaining weight one of the points?

    I love baked brussel sprouts with sea salt and olive oil but that probably would have put you way over 600 as opposed to boiling them. Good thinking.
  12. 2024-06-25 at 2:14 PM UTC
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    Enigma African Astronaut
    No I don't lift
  13. 2024-06-25 at 2:14 PM UTC
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    Enigma African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Weren't you lifting weights? Isn't gaining weight one of the points?

    I love baked brussel sprouts with sea salt and olive oil but that probably would have put you way over 600 as opposed to boiling them. Good thinking.

    I'm kinda ghetto bro, I microwave them
  14. 2024-06-25 at 2:43 PM UTC
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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Nobody has to crash diet. Simply eat one meal of your choice a day and a snack midday and you'll lose weight fast. Stop eating multiple times a day. Skip breakfast, skip lunch, have a snack midday, and eat whatever you want for supper. When you do that, your body eats the fat on your body very quickly.
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  15. 2024-06-25 at 3:11 PM UTC
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    Enigma African Astronaut
    Breakfast today was black coffee. Lunch is 2 slices of turkey breast rolled around a pickle with a monster zero
  16. 2024-06-25 at 3:12 PM UTC
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    Enigma African Astronaut
  17. 2024-06-25 at 3:16 PM UTC
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    Enigma African Astronaut
    Yes I buy discount food
  18. 2024-06-26 at 11:52 AM UTC
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    Enigma African Astronaut
    Today I Think i'm just gonna fast for the day.
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